It's that dreadful time of year again known as Fall Registration. This is also known as the most stressful time in a college student's semester. Midterms? Finals?
They are nowhere near as stressful as registering for classes. The only thing almost as stressful is finding housing. The fate of your semester lies within how fast you can type and say a prayer that not to many students are taking the same classes as you.
Registration can make or break your semester. So while you sit there waiting for the clock to strike 7:01 a million thoughts run through your head.
1. It’s too early for this crap
2. Ahh the light hurts my eyes
3. What if I just sleep through it?
4. My beauty sleep is more important than graduating, right?
5. I’m not going to get into any of my classes
6. I should just drop out
7. What do you mean there are only two spots left!?
8. Welp, I needed that class to graduate, oh well
9. Please no 8 a.m or Friday classes
10. A three hour class on a Thursday night? No thanks!
11. What if my laptop dies? It won’t it’s at 100 percent. Hmm…better plug it in just in case.
12. This is like the Hunger Games
13. I would totally be the first one dead.
14. Is it 7:01 yet?
15. 7:01 is such a random time, what’s wrong with 7:00?
16. So basically, my semester’s fate lies in whether I can type the codes faster than everyone else?
17. I should have practiced my typing.
18. I’m tired and hungry.
19. Can I go back to bed yet?
20. It's time!
May the odds be ever in your favor.
