1. Wait, classes start on a Monday? Didn't we start on like Wednesday in high school?

2. I will attempt to make all A's this year. Or at least until I get my first exam grade.

4. After four semesters I still haven't learned my lesson about 9 a.m. classes.

5. Oh gosh, I forgot about Louisville weather.

6. Why did my professor require a textbook that isn't available on Chegg and costs more than my car payment?

7. FREE FOOD. SWEET GLORIOUS OPENING WEEK FREE FOOD.

8. I only have to look presentable the first week of classes and then it's right back to soccer shorts and t-shirts.

9. Mark's Feed Store? Hopefully I'll get my food faster now.

10. Apparently the Ville Grill has better food. Hmm.

11. "WALK SIIIIGN SECOND STREET" will forever haunt my dreams.

12. Mr. Jim has been moved to McAlister's.

13. Also, McAlister's is still a bad idea for lunch if you want to wait less than 30 minutes in line.

14. I am so thankful I can finally cut through where the museum construction used to be because that means I get to sleep in longer.

15. I finally have a car which means I never have to ride the TARC again.

16. I can tell you're a freshman form your swagalicious lanyard.

17. Why do all of these freshman look older than me?

18. I promise to have at least a small social life when I turn 21 in about a month.

19. I wish I still had my freshman meal plan.

20. Hold on, wasn't junior year in high school the hardest year of my life?