1. Water. WHERE IS THE WATER?!
2. Why is my phone in the hallway?
3. Why did I text that?
4. WHERE IS MY DIGNITY.
5. I don't think I ever had any.
6. Who ordered the pizza?
7. Who is this random number, and why is it texting me?
8. Holy sh*t, my Snapstory is ridiculous.
9. Why do I always drunk text my mom?
10. ...I should probably find out what happened last night.
11. How did I get home last night?
12. First: food.
13. McDonalds. Chicken Nuggies.
14. Nope, definitely can't eat anything yet.
15. Wait...did I ever even leave my house last night?
16. Where did this bruise come from?
17. I'm sorry, I did what?
18. Okay, actually I want an omelette.
19. Why am I awake at 6 a.m.?
20. I'm going back to bed.