If you are anything like me, you have WAY more makeup than you actually need. But, with pretty eyeshadow palettes, highlighters that can make you glow like a unicorn, and your nude lipstick collection, you have NO guilt. Every girl walks into a makeup store feeling like a queen and on a mission!
There is just SO much to chose from, no thanks to the help of Pinterest and countless YouTube makeup artist's videos. The stores Ulta and Sephora are most definitely your top two favorite stores of ALL time. The happiness that a girl has when she is in a makeup store really cannot compare to much else in this life. Minus the total she is told at the cash register, nothing else can really put a damper on the makeup store experience.
Here are 20 thoughts every girl has in a makeup store:
1. "Okay, I am literally here for ONE thing and ONE thing only."
2. "But..it's double points for reward card members and I am so close to VIP status!"
3. "Wait, is that a shade of lip I do not have?"
4. "Shut up, this highlighter makes me look like a majestic unicorn!"
5. "SALE, time to stock up!"
6. "Free gift with purchase! I love FREE stuff!"
7. "I feel like these people are judging me because I did not put my full face on today. I SWEAR I wear makeup people!"
8. "I need another nude lip, a girl can never have too many!"
9. "I like my lipstick to match my soul...dark asf."
10. "This makeup bag is totes cute, I need it since my other one is going to be too small after this trip."
11. "Pain is beauty!"
12. "Why do my hands looks like this?"
13. "I need another brow pencil, I really need my arches to be more "archy" you know?
14. "People say drugstore mascara is the best... As if!"
15. "Wait...I have a coupon!"
16. "I don't really need any more makeup..but I WANT more!"
17. "Treat yourself, girl! It's been a hard week."
18. "Lipstick makes me oh, so happy!"
19. "If you go into Ulta and don't swatch..did you really even go in?"
20. "Wait, my total is what?"
Keep on my makeup loving queens of the world!