I don't know about you but I never turn down a trip to Target. The fact that there is one less than five minutes from my house doesn't help my obsession with the place either. Do you feel the same way? Are you a targaholic, too? Do you get just as excited as I do when you see that little dog with the red target painted on his face? Going to Target for me is an adventure. I have to make sure I put on my good sweat pants in case I run into anybody I know. Here's just a couple of thoughts I have while venturing through my favorite store.

1. I really want that sweater and six nail polishes and those super cute boots but I also need food to live

Sure, you don't really need them but they would totes help accessorize your closet and make you so much happier than you already are...right?

2. Wait. Swim suits are out now? I have to at least try one on...

Another excuse to go tanning and spend more money, yay!!

3. Well its already been a half hour and I was supposed to be home with milk and eggs...here I am trying on my third romper. Oops.

But this romper though...I need it. Sold. It's mine. I'm so happy!

4. Those wedges are only $14.99? Wow! That's a low price!

Its the middle of winter but these wedges. They would so compliment all the other pairs of shoes that I have and don't wear.

5. If I don't get these sandals, they won't be here the next time I'm here. I have to.

Sandals can be worn all year round so its totally okay if I get them now, right?

6. Valentine's Day sucks so much, I hate seeing all of that pink.

*eye rolls myself into another dimension* Really, its just the start of the new year...let's not shove this down my super single throat.

7. Wait, they have a hundred pack of kit kats on sale....happy early V Day to me!

Wait a minute, I kinda don't totally dislike this holiday...I should get six bags, you know, in case I have friends come over...

8. Wait...is that the ice cream section...

Oh my gosh, that's so weird, I totally need more ice cream. I just finished my seventh carton this month. Duh.

9. *Ends up with three "new" Ben & Jerry's*

Hello new babies. Welcome to my crib.

10. Is that a cat's face on a pillow? I'm sure there's a place in my house where that would fit nicely

Aw, because who doesn't want to snuggle with cat pillows? A beautiful glimpse into my future as an old cat lady.

11. Wall art? That would look so cool in my room! *never hangs up wall art*

I feel like this would really make my room. The decorative writing with this super basic quote will only be okay for about a month until I get bored of it and wonder why on earth I spent $26.95 on this canvas.

12. Alright I have to go before I spend anymore money

Alright, I have to go. I have to. I can't do this anymore. Where are my keys. This has to end now.

13. Oh, the beauty section. I need new Essie polishes for the new season

YASS ACCESSORIES! I need more!

14. Do I get the light purple or the darker purple?

I already have one this shade but it matches that new top I bought last week, but this one is like more "me."

15. I can't decide. I'll get both

That's it. You're both coming with me, yay me.

16. Oh a $5 DVD? Totally need one

Being super single calls for movie nights in with the dog call for movies that I can be okay with watching because I only spent five dollars on them.

17. Why is this line so long? Hurry it up, people

*Taps foot impatiently* I need to get home and play with my new goodies and paint my nails ten times over, let's gooooooo people!

18. I'm sorry, how much did I spend?

Wait. What. Alright, I have to hide my card from myself for forever.

19. *Swipes card with eyes closed tight*

Just please please please don't make that annoying buzzer sound. I want to see that beautiful word, "Approved" come on the screen so I can breathe.

20. Damn, I forgot the milk and eggs. Oh well. See ya again tomorrow, Target!

Welp, guess there's always next time. Good bye for now, my love. I'll be back the next time I get paid. Xoxo