It's been a while since I've taken a cycling class. Mostly because the feeling of jell-o replacing legs was far too much for me to handle during my hectic college schedule. However, since it's the new year (and all that), I thought I'd make a habit of a weekly spin class...and then I went. Here are some common thoughts you may have at your first class back:
1. This is easy, it's just like riding a bike.
2. Why is the 60-year-old man going faster than I am?
3. THIS MUSIC GIVES ME LIFE!
4. Am I crying or am I sweating? Is it both?
5. Oh my God, I can't lift my feet off of the pedal.
6. I swear, I'm about to fall off the bike.
7. Ugh, this music makes me feel a lot better than I actually am.
8. "Ride to the beat." Can the beat be silent for just a second?
9. These are actual tears. I can't feel my legs.
11. The instructor is staring at me...why are you staring? Stop staring, don't you know a struggling person when you see one?
12. Technically, I'm doing pretty well. I haven't died yet, so that's good.
13. I'm never eating after this class.
14. Actually, maybe just a smoothie...or a burger.
15. It's only been 20 minutes?!
16. Girlie, why are you taking a selfie?! I promise, Snapchat doesn't want to see you sweating like a pig.
17. Hahaha I'm dead.
18. "Today be unstoppable, be invincible" YESSSS NEW LIFE MOTTO
19. It's already over?
20. Best hour I've ever spent, see you all tomorrow!
