Dead week has arrived, which means as a responsible college student I will be spending every minute of my free time completing study guides, re-reading my class notes, flipping through flashcards (Quizlet), and joyfully reviewing textbook material for my upcoming exams. HA, well, we'll see what happens. That's the plan, and plans often lead to action, so I'm making good progress! If you're anything like me, you actually will intend on studying and preparing for finals, but your mind might need a well-deserved study break every once in a while. Here are 20 things to think about instead of your impending final exams:
1. White Hot Chocolate
2. Disney World
3. Green Bean Casserole
4. Donald Trump whipping in a tutu
5. Santa's elves singing bass in "Jingle Bells"
6. Morgan Freeman doing the splits
7. 'Merica
8. Extra Hot Tall Starbucks Latte w/ Soymilk
9. Chickens singing "Shake Ya Tailfeather"
10. Hillary Clinton singing "Get Low"
11. Horizontal Running
12. Trying to remember how to play "Hot Crossed Buns" on recorder
13. How to make college cheaper
14. Why we started sitting on Santa's lap
15. Dwayne Johnson with a hot pink mohawk
16. Extra Hot Tall Starbucks Skinny Vanilla Latte
17. Baked sweet potatoes with a drizzle of honey
18. Justin Bieber with a red beard
19. Santa rapping "Superbass"
20. Christmas at the South Pole
Merry Christmas, happy studying, and refer to numbers 8 and 16 to help a sister out this week.