20 Items That Will Challenge Your Love For Pumpkin Spice
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20 Items That Will Challenge Your Love For Pumpkin Spice

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20 Items That Will Challenge Your Love For Pumpkin Spice

October has FALLen upon us once again. It's time to dust off those bean boots, break out the flannels and douse ourselves in pumpkin spice. We love it, we order grandes of it at starbucks, we simply just cannot get enough of these spicy pumpkins. So here's a list of all things pumpkin spice that you'll be tempted to buy (because FALL), but will almost definitely end up regretting later.


1. Salsa

I think I'll stick to mild salsa.


2. Pringles

Single as a (pumpkin spice) pringle.


3. Salmon

lol why?


4. Chipotle (????)

A lot of questions that I probably don't want to know the answers to.


5. Butter

Maybe we should give it a chance.


6. Triscuits

But wait, there's more!


7. Goat Cheese

^^^Cheese and crackers anyone?


8. Oreos

I've heard mixed reviews on this one, but I'm not saying they won't be in my pantry soon.


9. Gum

This gum is so extra, that's actually the brand's name.


10. Peeps

Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by Peeps.


11. Pumpkin Spice-O-Rita

Bud Light went there.


12. Beer

And they didn't just stop with the ritas.


13. Burnett's Vodka

Thank you for ruining every flavor I've ever loved.


14. Four Loko

Death by pumpkin spice.


15. Hair Products

True commitment.


16. Face Mask

Picture this: Regina George leans over and tells you your face smells like pumpkin.


17. Lotion

Of course Bath & Body Works did this.


18. Beard Oil

I think I'm scared.


19. Kitty Litter

Because everyone wants their cat's litter box to smell like their favorite latte.


20. Bleach

I'm not really sure how we got to this point.


Listen, we all love fall and it's okay to be tempted to buy these items. We're all human, but don't get sucked so far into the craze that you can't see the light at the end of this seasonal tunnel. Plus apple cider and roasted marshmallow flavors deserve some love too.

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