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20 Things I Rather See Happen Than the Patriots Win the Super Bowl

9 out of 10 Americans agree- Tom Brady does not need another Super Bowl ring.

Bridget Lively
Feb 06, 2017
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20 Things I Rather See Happen Than the Patriots Win the Super Bowl
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I think the majority of the country would agree with me when I say I rather see any of the following happen over the Patriots winning the Super Bowl...again.

1. My history professor naked

2. A car run over my own foot

3. My house go up in flames

4. Paint dry

5. The miracle of birth

6. My boyfriend cheat on me

7. Shameless be removed from Netflix

8. The Rangers win the Stanley Cup

9. My dog be put down

10. My parents in bed

11. Sharknado 1, 2, 3, and 4

12. My mother be arrested

13. My car get stolen

14. The Cowboys win the Super Bowl

15. The TV Guide channel for 24 hours straight

16. My college tuition double

17. My brother fall off a cliff

18. Mark Wahlberg's face suffers severe burns

19. My computer freeze right before submitting a paper

20. The Super Bowl be cancelled

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