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20 Things I Rather See Happen Than the Patriots Win the Super Bowl

9 out of 10 Americans agree- Tom Brady does not need another Super Bowl ring.

Bridget Lively

Feb 06, 2017

University of North Carolina

20 Things I Rather See Happen Than the Patriots Win the Super Bowl

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I think the majority of the country would agree with me when I say I rather see any of the following happen over the Patriots winning the Super Bowl...again.

1. My history professor naked

2. A car run over my own foot

3. My house go up in flames

4. Paint dry

5. The miracle of birth

6. My boyfriend cheat on me

7. Shameless be removed from Netflix

8. The Rangers win the Stanley Cup

9. My dog be put down

10. My parents in bed

11. Sharknado 1, 2, 3, and 4

12. My mother be arrested

13. My car get stolen

14. The Cowboys win the Super Bowl

15. The TV Guide channel for 24 hours straight

16. My college tuition double

17. My brother fall off a cliff

18. Mark Wahlberg's face suffers severe burns

19. My computer freeze right before submitting a paper

20. The Super Bowl be cancelled

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The Stages of Having FOMO in College

The struggle is real.

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Are you one of those people that gets super upset when you miss out on anything? Well, you may have FOMO, or fear of missing out. In college it’s not hard to experience FOMO every once in a while. You just love doing everything and anything, so hen you have to miss out on something it's the worst possible thing in your mind. Whether you’re sick, have to work, or have so much work to do you could cry – FOMO will hit you hard in college.

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15 Struggles Of Having A Resting Bitch Face

Yes, I'm fine. No, I'm not mad about anything.

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I've lived a whole 21 years with an RBF (Resting Bitch Face), so naturally, I go through most of these struggles on a daily basis.

And before you ask, yes I'm fine. No, I'm not mad. This is just my face, so take it or leave it! To those of you who have been #blessed with an RBF, you'll probably relate to these more than you'd like to:

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College Life: As Told By Bob's Burgers

If there's anyone who understand the struggles of college, it's the Belcher family

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College is a time of gaining independence, exploring new things, and copious amounts of Netflix. If you're like me, you often find yourself laughing at the sheer ridiculousness of the situations you find yourself in. Here are ten times Bob's Burgers accurately captured college life.

1. What you're pretty sure your upstairs neighbors do at 3am every morning.

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What is "talking?" How does one "talk?"

The struggle is real.

Yes, I'm fine. No, I'm not mad about anything.

1. People always asking if I'm ok

2. "Are you mad?"

3. Having to approach potential new friends first because they might be intimidated by you.

4. Getting complaints at work that you "look mean".

5. Having to literally force yourself to smile around new people.

6. "I always thought you were mean before I met you!"

7. I could be having the best day of my life and my face would still look like this:

8. When people start badgering you with questions if you're ok, you actually do start to become a little irritated and annoyed.

9. It makes your blood boil when someone tells you to smile more.

10. Constantly having to reassure people that you're happy.

11. The exhaustion that comes after having to fake a smile.

12. People always think you're judging them.

13. Trying to make your face look like a ray of sunshine, but giving up because it's too hard.

14. Feeling like you're over smiling when you're just smiling like a regular person.

15. When you really are in a bad mood and people just think it's another day for you.

From Luke and Leia to Beyonce's twins...

1. SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star

2. Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

3. Marshall and Lily

4. Mac and Cheese

5. Fred and George Weasley

6. Katniss and Peeta

7. Santa and Mrs. Claus

8. Cat and Dog from "CatDog"

9. Tommy Pickles and Chuckie Finster

10. Luke and Leia

11. R2D2 and C3PO

12. Chewie and Han Solo

13. Lori and Monty

14. Lilo and Stitch

15. Forrest Gump and Benjamin Buford “Bubba" Blue

16. Prince George and Princess Charlotte

17. Harry Potter and Ron Weasley

18. Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth

19. Captain America and Bucky Barnes

20. Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon

21. Dylan and Cole Sprouse

22. Mickey and Minnie Mouse

23. Donald and Daisy Duck

24. Snoop Dogg and weed

25. Prince Charming and Cinderella

26. Peanut Butter and Jelly

27. Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr

28. Captain Kirk and Spock

29. Romeo and Juliet

30. Bert and Ernie

31. Simon and Garfunkle

32. Marty McFly and Doc Brown

33. Sonny and Cher

34. Sherlock and Watson

35. Britney Spears and K-Fed

36. Woody and Buzz

37. Mario and Luigi

38. Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry

39. Thing 1 and Thing 2

40. Batman and Robin

41. Tiny Fey and Amy Poehler

42. Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute

43. Trump and Putin

44. Kim Kardashian and her butt

45. Beyonce's twins

46. Troy and Gabriella

47. Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head

48. Kendall and Kylie

49. Ash and Pikachu

50. Barbie and Ken

51. Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable

52. Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee

53. Napoleon and Pedro

54. Barack and Michelle Obama

55. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

56. Shrek and Fiona

57. Snooki and JWoww

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