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20 Things I'd Rather Do Before Quitting Coffee

I like it black, like my soul.

Silvia Sanchez
Jul 12, 2016
Brooklyn College
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20 Things I'd Rather Do Before Quitting Coffee
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Being part of the 99 percent of people who hate Mondays, and probably just every other day before the weekend, it would be a sin if the thought of giving up coffee even crossed my mind -- especially because I'm hispanic and we like it black and strong. 99 percent of my bloodstreams only transport coffee; NOT BLOOD.

So that being said, and knowing that there are a thousand of you who, just like me, are addicted to coffee and would more likely agree, here's a list of things I would do before quitting coffee...

20. Walk to work.

19. Trust the MTA.

18. Buy a medium, iced-vanilla latte from DD (those who know me, know that I'm Starbucks addicted).

17. Call out of work and say that I’m sick.

16. Follow the people I unfollowed on Instagram.

15. Love Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays.

14. Become shy.

13. Give my phone away.

12. Share my passcode.

11. Give up wine (super arguable).

10. Social Media.

9. Veggies (not a big fan anyway).

8. Be quiet.

7. Texting while walking.

6. Love water.

5. Hate tacos (Woahhhh!?).

4. Get rid of my Resting B**tch Face.

3. Be nice to my Brother (Sup Loser?).

2. Selfies.

1. Not snooze my alarm and actually wake up on time.
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