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20 Things Every Cortland Student Says

I love my second home.

Nicole Romano

Feb 01, 2016

SUNY Cortland

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If you go to Cortland, you can be sure you'll hear at least one of these quotes on your way to class, through out the day, going out at night or the morning after. If you haven't heard or said at least one of these, why do you even go here?

1. "I only came here for Cortaca."

...said every freshman ever...

2. "F**K ITHACA"

Cortland>ithaca

3. "I hate the cold weather, why did I come here?"

When you start to wonder why you didn't go to school in Florida...

4. "Let's take the shortcut to class, I am not walking up that hill."

Hello, freshman 50.

5. "I wish Beer Googles would open again."

...said every country fan out there.

6. "I hope Marvin picks us up with Baby."

A cab ride with a dog? Best part of the night.

7. "You never had chicken bacon ranch before?"

Cbr sandwich, pizza, panini, calzone...what else?

8. "Cold cheese please!"

Cold cheese on everything, why not?

9. "I can't go a day without Dunkin'."

Iced coffee to the face, please.

10. "The elevators are broken again?!"

When aren't they broken?

11. "Neubig poopbig"

Laxatives in my lasagna, yum.

12. "What was life like before coffee mania?"

If you haven't had yet...transfer.

13. "Can we order China City?"

I mean do we have a choice? The flyers are everywhere and you can't get them out of the building.

14. "Monday night tacos? Yes."

Tacos and beer in the beginning of the week, nothing better.

15. "Should I go to twofers? I have a chip but also an 8 a.m. Thursday..."

Is that even a question, what are you still doing home.

16. "Why is A Pizza & More so expensive?" Goes there that night

Chicken bacon ranch with cold cheese, OK $6 later.

17. "I'm taking my heels off to walk up Clayton"

It's literally a ski slope...but, hey, nice glutes.

18. "Ahhhh happy hour we meet again."

Happy hour on a Friday...best part of the week.

19. "Calios = the safe zone to hide from the cops."

Might as well get one while you're waiting there.

20. One week into the semester "Where did all my dragon dollars go?"

Can't get enough of hilltop and Dunkin'.

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20 Things Every Cortland Student Says

I love my second home.

1. "I only came here for Cortaca."

2. "F**K ITHACA"

3. "I hate the cold weather, why did I come here?"

4. "Let's take the shortcut to class, I am not walking up that hill."

5. "I wish Beer Googles would open again."

6. "I hope Marvin picks us up with Baby."

7. "You never had chicken bacon ranch before?"

8. "Cold cheese please!"

9. "I can't go a day without Dunkin'."

10. "The elevators are broken again?!"

11. "Neubig poopbig"

12. "What was life like before coffee mania?"

13. "Can we order China City?"

14. "Monday night tacos? Yes."

15. "Should I go to twofers? I have a chip but also an 8 a.m. Thursday..."

16. "Why is A Pizza & More so expensive?" *Goes there that night*

17. "I'm taking my heels off to walk up Clayton"

18. "Ahhhh happy hour we meet again."

19. "Calios = the safe zone to hide from the cops."

20. *One week into the semester* "Where did all my dragon dollars go?"

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Sleepovers are not a thing. They're just not.

1. You only ask things once.

2. Seriously, you only ask once.

3. When you do muster up the courage to ask your parents for something, you creep around and wait until they’re in a good mood.

4. Before you get that final yes, you have to go through an interview.

5. If you ever got “the eye,” you knew you were screwed.

6. You were always the first to leave your group of friends when hanging out.

7. If you say you will be home at a certain time, you better be home at that time.

8. Seeing a missed call from your parents sends fear and horror through your veins.

9. If relatives are coming over to the house, your room better be clean.

10. You are careful about what jokes you share with your parents.

11. "You’re not an adult until you turn 18! You can do whatever you want then!"

12. If plans change while you’re out, you better text or call.

13. Don’t talk back. Ever.

14. When you’re called by your full name, you’re in deep trouble.

15. Don’t make them call your name twice.

16. Sleepovers are not a thing.

17. Despite all of these things, you know your parents love you.

For better or for worse

1. Pets

2. Mornings

3. Mistakes

4. Cooking for yourself

5. Hosting

6. Taking care of yourself

7. Holidays

8. Roommates

9. Keeping focused and getting stuff done

10. Cleaning

11. Social life

No, really. I'm not mad. Just hungry.

1. You’re tired of people asking you if you know what “RBF” stands for every time you zone out.

2. You’re constantly using the excuse, “I’m just tired” when people ask you if you’re mad.

3. Or “I’m just thinking.”

4. In fact, you’re rarely ever actually mad.

5. But when you are, people usually can’t tell.

6. You find other people with RBF’s and have to convince yourself that you don’t look like them.

7. You constantly remind yourself, “At least I’m not a psycho.”

Some of your best ideas come through boredom.

1. If the professor is late by one minute, I'm leaving.

2. Oh crap, that's due TODAY?!

3. Can I nap in here?

4. I wonder what they're serving at the cafeteria.

5. How much does my teacher even get paid?

6. How much will I get paid?

7. This is the longest 50 minutes of my life.

8. Maybe if I call mom, she'll give me money.

9. How much do street performers make anyway?

10. Why am I here? I could be a street performer by now.

11. Oh right, I'm not talented.

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