If you go to Cortland, you can be sure you'll hear at least one of these quotes on your way to class, through out the day, going out at night or the morning after. If you haven't heard or said at least one of these, why do you even go here?
1. "I only came here for Cortaca."
...said every freshman ever...
2. "F**K ITHACA"
Cortland>ithaca
3. "I hate the cold weather, why did I come here?"
When you start to wonder why you didn't go to school in Florida...
4. "Let's take the shortcut to class, I am not walking up that hill."
Hello, freshman 50.
5. "I wish Beer Googles would open again."
...said every country fan out there.
6. "I hope Marvin picks us up with Baby."
A cab ride with a dog? Best part of the night.
7. "You never had chicken bacon ranch before?"
Cbr sandwich, pizza, panini, calzone...what else?
8. "Cold cheese please!"
Cold cheese on everything, why not?
9. "I can't go a day without Dunkin'."
Iced coffee to the face, please.
10. "The elevators are broken again?!"
When aren't they broken?
11. "Neubig poopbig"
Laxatives in my lasagna, yum.
12. "What was life like before coffee mania?"
If you haven't had yet...transfer.
13. "Can we order China City?"
I mean do we have a choice? The flyers are everywhere and you can't get them out of the building.
14. "Monday night tacos? Yes."
Tacos and beer in the beginning of the week, nothing better.
15. "Should I go to twofers? I have a chip but also an 8 a.m. Thursday..."
Is that even a question, what are you still doing home.
16. "Why is A Pizza & More so expensive?" *Goes there that night*
Chicken bacon ranch with cold cheese, OK $6 later.
17. "I'm taking my heels off to walk up Clayton"
It's literally a ski slope...but, hey, nice glutes.
18. "Ahhhh happy hour we meet again."
Happy hour on a Friday...best part of the week.
19. "Calios = the safe zone to hide from the cops."
Might as well get one while you're waiting there.
20. *One week into the semester* "Where did all my dragon dollars go?"
Can't get enough of hilltop and Dunkin'.
