20 Things All Blondes Know To Be True | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

20 Things All Blondes Know To Be True

I earned my blonde hair.

273
20 Things All Blondes Know To Be True
The Fashion Spot

As a woman who has had several hair colors in my life, I feel like I have learned a lot about each individual one. Along the way of transitioning from dark brown hair to platinum white blonde, I have faced trails and tribulations -- most of which resulting from my blonde hair.









1. You have your long and tedious hair care routine down to a science.


It's much more difficult than wash, rinse, and repeat.


2. You refuse to let anyone know what you looked like without blonde hair.




It's your deep dark secret in more ways than one.


3. You're truly grateful when someone compliments your hair.




Probably one of the best compliments you can receive.


4. Men can be intimidated by your hair's ~*fLawLesSness*~



Don't Pooh Bear me Warner.


5. Your progression to blonde has roots way back when you had to beg your parents to let you dye your hair.




"Mom, they're only highlights."


6. People assume that you're a mean girl simply because of your hair color.



Thanks a lot Regina George.





7. When your hair is so blonde that it blinds people in direct sunlight.




It's like our superpower.


8. When someone wants to insult your intelligence they refer to you as Paris Hilton.


That's not hot.


9. You usually leave the hair salon like this:




And then take a million selfies.

10. It's the end of the world if you forget to buy or run out of purple shampoo.



Do not forget the purple shampoo.


11. You don't trust any guys that say blonde girls aren't their type.



Blonde girls are everyone's type.


12. Others assume that your hair color somehow makes you less athletic.



You can have blonde hair and still be a stellar athlete. Big surprise.


13. Having to re-dye your roots is the biggest struggle.



Especially if your hair grows fast.


14. Being a blonde can be extremely expensive.



Salon visits every six weeks catches up to you.


15. You know and fear the difference between blonde and brassy.



There's a big, very important difference.


16. Coconut oil and biotin is your best friend.




You can use coconut oil for so many things!


17. You thrive in the summer sunshine.



Natural highlights that make your hair happy.


18. You can slay any color outfit because your hair is like another accessory.



Elsa knows best.


19. You have tons of awesome songs written only about your hair color.


"What doesn't kill you only makes you blonder".


20. Everyday you get to live out the sentiment that blondes do have more fun.




These are lessons that I had to learn the hard way, and along the way I realized that I earned my blonde hair.




Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
mountains

If you're like me, then the last semester kicked your butt, big time. Lots of papers, projects, and overall chaos. While some things are beyond our control, there are some things you can do to make this semester one of your best ones yet!

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

8 Cringey College Tinder Stories

. Cringey Tinder stories from some Tinder girls

1979
a man and a woman sitting at a table
Photo by Good Faces on Unsplash

Toilet Troubles

"So, usually I would never go on a Tinder date but when you are out with girlfriends and a hot Bosnian guy says he wants to hang with you and his friends, you oblige. We head to their apartment and when I realized I may pee my pants if I don't find a bathroom soon. I ask for the bathroom and a friend of my tinder date shows me to it and said in all seriousness that I was not allowed to flush the toilet under ANY circumstances. Having a few drinks--or five--I relieved myself to, nevertheless, flush the toilet. Within seconds, his bathroom was flooded and towels were laid out everywhere to catch the toilet water. To say the least, we were not invited back"

Keep Reading...Show less
Girl with a Guy Bestfriend
vignette3

I can confidently say that about 90 percent of all the friends I have are male. It's just always been that way since I was a kid. Over the years, I've heard a lot of things and I've learned a lot of things, and here it all is. Enjoy!

If you're a girl with a guy best friend you know that...

Keep Reading...Show less
Greek Life
Clare Concannon

With being a member of Greek life, you are going to come across people who HATE Greek life and who always want to say something negative towards it. If you're not a part of Greek life, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. But maybe try and keep some of the not-so-nice comments to yourself.

Keep Reading...Show less
retail
Chor Ip / Flickr

I'm sure, like me, many of you received lots of gift cards over the holidays. After working retail seasonally, here are a few tips that I learned in order to make the employees at your favorite store just a little happier and not want to charge you extra on your purchase for being awful. Here are some times when you should be nicer to retail workers than you actually are!

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments