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20 Signs You're From Malden, Mass.

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20 Signs You're From Malden, Mass.
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  1. You’ve had more slices of Buffalo chicken pizza from New York Pizza than you can count.
  2. You’ve been going into basically Boston every weekend since you could take the train by yourself.
  3. As much as you love Nedlam, you know our mascot makes no sense. Golden tornadoes with a lion mascot?
  4. You have friends from all different races, and you love it.
  5. You’ve gone up to Waitt’s Mount to take pictures.
  6. You’ve been to a Malden-Medford Thanksgiving game.
  7. You know Malden River is poisonous.
  8. You spent countless hours at the Square One Mall when you were 13.
  9. You know at least 10 people who go to UMass Amherst.
  10. You went to the Revere Carnival in middle school...even though you were pretty sure it was going to fall apart any second.
  11. You’ve tried pho and bubble tea (and probably love both).
  12. You’ve had a sports banquet at the Moose.
  13. You know associating with Somerville during soccer season is sin.
  14. You probably went to Henry’s and got your license, even if you shouldn't have.
  15. You played Malden Youth baseball, softball, soccer, or basketball growing up.
  16. You’re still waiting for a Malden geotag on Snapchat.
  17. At any given time of the day you will see 70 percent of people on the street holding a Dunkin' Donuts cup (most likely iced coffee).
  18. You know summer starts when Dairy Delight opens.
  19. You love driving by New England Coffee because it always smells so good.
  20. Even though you know it’s not perfect, Malden will always hold a special place in your heart.
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