To the "Fitbit fam." The people whose lives are all being controlled by a little bracelet constantly strapped to their "less dominant" wrist. We all have seen these signs and know that Fitbit has truly taken over our lives, and yet we just keep on stepping.
Here's to 20 of the many signs that just might show that Fitbits are controlling our lives.
1. When you don't get out of bed when your Fitbit is charging because steps just don't matter.
2. When you find yourself running around in circles at 11:50 p.m.
3. When you lose your charger and then your entire workweek hustle goes down the drain.
4. When friendly Fitbit competition turns into one brutal step battle.
5. When you're always the last one to sync your Fitbit to let the anticipation sink in.
6. When you just feel naked without it.
7. When there's always that one Fitbit user everyone wants to beat.
8. When you're pissed when the workweek hustle fills up too quickly.
9. When you'll literally do anything to get to 10,000 steps.
10. When you don't go out on a Friday night without your Fitbit on.
11. When even at fancy gatherings your Fitbit is always an accessory.
12. When you realize a lot of your conversations are now about how many steps you take each day.
13. When you wear it while you sleep and always wonder how you're still getting steps.
14. When you know today is going to be a lazy day if you just decide not to put it on.
15. When you forget it and your whole life becomes a giant stepping lie.
16. When you get a new badge and everyone bows down to you. (Or at least that's what you want.)
17. When you've contemplated strapping your Fitbit to a pet in order to get steps.
18. When winning a step competition means endless bragging rights.
19. When your "Fitbit fam" becomes like an exclusive club and no knock offs are ever allowed.
20. When you reminisce about how much simpler life was without it, but you still don't care.
To my Fitbit fam: although it's truly a love/hate relationship, never stop "Workweek Hustling" your way through life.
