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20 Signs You're Jess From New Girl

How we all have a little bit Jessica Day inside us.

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20 Signs You're Jess From New Girl

1.When you see a potential bae:


2. Then seeing how said "potential bae" has a girlfriend who can literally wear a brown sack and still rock it:

3. Any new releases from T-swift or Adele will make you slightly overemotional:

4. When your period means a balance of murderous rage and sweet tooth comforts:

5. When you literally don't know what to do with your feels and vent to the nearest stranger:

6. Thinking about your ex's new girlfriend and trying to keep it semi-classy:

7. Establishing relationship boundaries with your favorite Ben & Jerry's flavor:

8. Not understanding the series finale of "____" and taking a mental health day to do so:

9. When you don't understand how some people can be so rude:

10. When a good day means a bra-less day:

11. When all of your friends are out on the town but you stay in so your weapon of choice is a ping-pong paddle accompanied by a slight case of delusion:

12. When wearing a button down and blazer makes you think you're 10x more inspirational than you really are:

13. When re-evaluating your "type" turns into shameful confessions:

14. When you see a guy that you had a really bad date with... I mean a he-was-on-his-phone-the-entire-time-and-spilled-coffee-on-your-dress bad date:

15. When you meet someone who doesn't "do" desserts:

16. When waking up every day is an internal battle:

17. Getting ready is also an internal battle:

18. And when you're finally dressed, it truly calls for a celebration:

19. Finally, when you realize that you're freakin' amazing no matter what:

20. Jessica Day, you inspire us all.


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