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20 Reasons Why College Kids And Toddlers Are Actually The Same

Do we actually ever grow up?

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20 Reasons Why College Kids And Toddlers Are Actually The Same

The more I'm learning how to "college" the more I realize that we are just a bunch of toddlers...

1. We get hangry

2. We need at least two naps a day to function properly

3. We don't like to listen to anyone

4. Coloring calms us down

5. We only eat snacks and junk food (mainly because it's all we can afford)

6. Chicken nuggets and Mac & cheese is an acceptable dinner

7. We don't clean up after ourselves

8. Sometimes we pee our pants on accident

9. We ain't got no money

10. We laugh at stupid things

11. Seeing a dog is the best thing that could happen in a day

12. We throw temper tantrums

13. We like to play outside

14. If we like something that's just laying around, is instantly becomes "finders keepers, loosers weepers"

15. We don't want to go to bed when it's bed time and can't get up when it's morning

16. It takes a lot to get us to shower

17. We can't sit still for very long

18. We still think that card games and board games are fun (*cough* Cards Against Humanity *cough*)

19. We don't like to share

20. We still need our moms.

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