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20 Reasons Miami Is Better Than FSU

You probably attend FSU because Miami rejected you. #SorryNotSorry

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20 Reasons Miami Is Better Than FSU
Abby Lloyd

Yikes... so the Miami vs. FSU game is coming up and you're not really sure what's the big deal about the rivalry? Let me give you a few reasons why Miami is 320% better than Florida State.

1. Miami is the #1 school in Florida right now.

2. Tallahassee? Talla-nasty.

3. You actually have to try to get into Miami. At FSU are you just accepted or what?

4. It may be cheaper to go to FSU, but lol... at what cost?

5. Miami has smaller class sizes which means more focus on the students.

6. Miami has hotter weather, FSU can get as cold as 50 degrees during winter. Where are we... the north?

7. Miami has a higher percentage of students who earn a greater salary post-graduation.

8. If you go to Miami, you're only 20 minutes away from South Beach. FSU is 20 minutes away from your local hick bar.

9. Miami is a private institution.

10. Miami may have hotter weather, but we also have hotter people.

11. You probably go to FSU because you got rejected from Miami.

12. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson went to Miami while Nancy Kulp from Beverly Hillbillies went to FSU. Lol fitting.

13. What even is a seminole?

14. Miami may not have sorority houses but it's better than living with trashy FSU girls all year round.

15. Miami has ULTRA... Nufff said

16. Miami students go to LIV. FSU students go to Encore.

17. Tallahassee doesn't have any beaches near them... Is that why FSU students are so pale?

18. The best place to eat in Tallahassee is Publix

19. FSU is Florida resident's safety school... Rejected everywhere else, huh?

20. Just like our winning streak in football right now, were gunna beat you on the 8th! Fuck you Seminoles!



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