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20 Random Things That Make Girls Happy

Things that make being a girl a little bit sweeter

Kaleigh Kelso

Mar 14, 2016

University of Central Missouri

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Being a girl is hard. Everyone knows that. But sometimes it's the little things that make girls feel flawless.

1. Getting a new set of nails

Work those kitty cat claws, girl

2. When your bra and underwear match

No one else can see it, but you know what you're rockin underneath

3. When a boy texts you first

He's thinking about me. He thinks I'm the bomb.com

4. Perfecting the winged eyeliner

If you can wing your eyeliner, you can do anything in this world.

5. When you get ready to go out with squad

There's nothing quite like a twerk sesh with your girls before headed to a party

6. Seeing your waiter walk out with your food

When your mouth is watering before they even set your food down on the table

7. When you finally clean your room

"There's so much more room for activities!" But really. Dance parties for days.

8. When your friends make a collage of you and them on social media

She loves me! She really loves me! Coulda used a better filter though. Yikes.

9. Getting chocolate

All chocolate is good chocolate.

10. When someone buys you food

That pizza has your name on it, and you didn't pay a dime. That, my friend, is what heaven looks like.

11. ...Or getting anything for free really

Free is my favorite number. How did you know?

12. Making it to a double-digit snap streak with someone

Are we best friends yet? we probably should be by now...but if you break our streak, I break your face.

13. When your favorite song comes on right when you get in the car

You know it's gonna be a good drive. So much better than it coming on right when you are about to get out of the car.

14. Dancing like an idiot with your friends in public

No matter where you are, you gotta back up your girls when she breaks out the funky chicken

15. Trying on the dress that fits you in all the right places

Keep slayin, you sexy beast.

16. Getting coffee

Sometimes you just have to "white girl" it out.

17. Taking the perfect selfie with someone

But it still needs a filter and cute caption (that doesn't sound like you thought too much to make it up) before being posted on every social media platform

18. When someone fangirls with you over JB

It's not too late to say sorry, as long as you dance to the song with me

19. When other girls complain about the same stuff you complain about

"Did we just become best friends?"

20. Getting multiple retweets

Can I get the little "verified" blue check mark yet?

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Things that make being a girl a little bit sweeter

1. Getting a new set of nails

2. When your bra and underwear match

3. When a boy texts you first

4. Perfecting the winged eyeliner

5. When you get ready to go out with squad

6. Seeing your waiter walk out with your food

7. When you finally clean your room

8. When your friends make a collage of you and them on social media

9. Getting chocolate

10. When someone buys you food

11. ...Or getting anything for free really

12. Making it to a double-digit snap streak with someone

13. When your favorite song comes on right when you get in the car

14. Dancing like an idiot with your friends in public

15. Trying on the dress that fits you in all the right places

16. Getting coffee

17. Taking the perfect selfie with someone

18. When someone fangirls with you over JB

19. When other girls complain about the same stuff you complain about

20. Getting multiple retweets

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1. When a customer wants to return a product, hands you the receipt, where is printed "ALL SALES ARE FINAL" in all caps.

2. Just because you might be having a bad day, and you're in a crappy mood, doesn't make it okay for you to yell at me or be rude to me. I'm a person with feelings, just like you.

3. People refusing to be put on hold when a customer is standing right in front of you. Oh, how I wish I could just hang up on you!

4. Having the same conversations over and over again! To be honest I really don't even want to talk to you right now, or have this fake ass smile on my face!

5. Always having to have a smile on your face. I promise I'm not as happy as I may look!

6. Customers not understanding that sometimes, mistakes happen. I am a human being, we all mess up sometimes!

7. Having the boss from hell, it's their way or the highway! Even though I did my job correctly and efficiently, if I don't do it the exact way you do, I'm a piece of shit.

8. Having coworker who don't help out, who bend the rules just enough to screw you over.

9. Having to be at work after closing because a customer is taking forever and half! Not like I'd like to go home or anything!

10. Having shitty hours and more shifts than you asked for. Just because we don't have enough workers, doesn't mean I want to pick up every shift that you cant cover, oh great boss of mine!

11. Not having time for a social life. It gets old saying, "I can't I have work..." Every day of the week!

12. Having that lazy costumer who can't do anything for themselves... no please I'll get that, it's no problem at all!

It's just my face, I swear.

1. When you meet new people, they automatically assume you hate them or are rude.

2. People are constantly asking you if you're OK.

3. After being friends with someone for a while, they confess to you, "I thought you were so mean when I first met you," or, "I thought you hated me."

4. You get told to smile more, but they don't understand how scary that would be.

5. You're always labeled as seeming "judgy."

6. Passing a friend with your RBF in full force and not realizing you just shot them a death glare.

7. Being sarcastic, but everyone thinks you're outright rude.

8. Not knowing how mean you really look until you see a picture of yourself in resting face.

9. Your apologies never sound sincere because of your emotionless face.

10. Your "mad face" scares you.

11. And, lastly, people are constantly asking you if you are happy or having a good time because you look bored to death.

Please hold your blonde joke.

1. "Is Elle Woods your spirit animal?"

2. "Is that your natural hair color?"

3. "Oh wow, you get good grades at school?"

4. "You must really like the color pink!"

5. "You’re probably not into sports, right?"

6. "You must have such a bubbly personality."

7. "Your wardrobe must consist of all things preppy."

8. "What sorority are you in?"

9. "You were probably a cheerleader in high school."

10. "You look like you’re from L.A. because your hair is so light."

11. "You definitely like Pumpkin Spiced Lattes from Starbucks!"

12. "Do you actually think blondes have more fun?"

13. "You must encompass the typical “white girl” stereotype."

14. "Is that daddy’s credit card you’re using?"

15. "So all of your friends are blonde too?"

16. "I’m surprised about you; I thought you would be a lot ditsier."

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1. When you get your acceptance letter

2. When you try to figure out how class enrollment works

3. When it’s move in day

4. When you arrive on campus and see all of the attractive people

5. FROG Week

6. When you find your squad

7. When you visit DHall (RIP) or EHall for the first time

8. When you take on way too many credits

9. When you go to your first party at JMU

10. When the rival school shows up for the homecoming game (or any game really)

11. Sunday Brunch

12. When you see the infamous “preacher” for the first time

13. The first snow day

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