20 Quotes That All College Students Can Relate To | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Student Life

20 Quotes That All College Students Can Relate To

"If you ever want to know what college is like, it's similar to losing your mom in the grocery store for 4 years."

961
20 Quotes That All College Students Can Relate To
www.imdb.com

Let's be real, college is weird. You go from having your parents do basically everything for you to being completely responsible for yourself. It's true it's not for everyone, but for those who do decide to stick with it, it's certainly an emotional roller coaster. You will experience more stress and more happiness than you ever thought possible, but I think we can all agree it's totally worth it. Regardless, here are just a few things we can all relate to as we smile through our pain...

1. "Campus tours make me feel like an exhibit at the zoo. 'To your left you can see a failing, sleep deprived student. Please do not feed, it has a meal plan.'"

2. "Study Tip: Laminate your notes so the tears just roll off."

3. "That awkward moment when you are not sure if you actually have free time, or you're just forgetting everything."

4. "I have enough money to live for the rest of my life.... If I die next Thursday."

5. "If you ever want to know what college is like, it's similar to losing your mom in the grocery store for 4 years."

6. "Should have lit this place on fire when I had the chance."

7. "Should I sleep or should I shower? I could sleep in the shower, but I'm also starving."

8. "I got 99 problems and 97 of them are due at the end of the week."

9. "The feeling you get when you google one question and find a Quizlet for the whole test is equivalent to what it feels like to win $1000 on a $1 scratch off."

10. "Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."

11. "College is easy. It's like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire and everything is on fire and you're actually in hell."

12. "Why are you sitting in my unassigned lecture seat?"

13. "Anyone else's Microsoft Word opening up as Netflix?"

14. "My homework isn't done, but I am."

15. "The only emotions I've felt since I started college have been 'tired' and 'no.'"

16. "Sorry, I can't go out tonight... I have an essay to write. Not that I'm going to write the essay tonight but I need to devote a certain amount of time to not doing an essay before I actually do it."

17. "When a teacher asks, 'So, any questions?' And you sit there in silence because you don't even know what you don't know."

18. "I overslept in my nap and didn't get to study. That's three years in a row. I'll try again tomorrow."

19. "Taking my math final like: Is mayonnaise the answer?"

20. "I only need a 358% on the final to get an A."

The struggle is so real.

Don't worry y'all. We're all in this together.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Featured

15 Mind-Bending Riddles

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

178623
 Ilistrated image of the planet and images of questions
StableDiffusion

I've been super busy lately with school work, studying, etc. Besides the fact that I do nothing but AP chemistry and AP economics, I constantly think of stupid questions that are almost impossible to answer. So, maybe you could answer them for me, and if not then we can both wonder what the answers to these 15 questions could be.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

Most Epic Aurora Borealis Photos: October 2024

As if May wasn't enough, a truly spectacular Northern Lights show lit up the sky on Oct. 10, 2024

5817
stunning aurora borealis display over a forest of trees and lake
StableDiffusion

From sea to shining sea, the United States was uniquely positioned for an incredible Aurora Borealis display on Thursday, Oct. 10, 2024, going into Friday, Oct. 11.

It was the second time this year after an historic geomagnetic storm in May 2024. Those Northern Lights were visible in Europe and North America, just like this latest rendition.

Keep Reading...Show less
 silhouette of a woman on the beach at sunrise
StableDiffusion

Content warning: This article contains descriptions of suicide/suicidal thoughts.

When you are feeling down, please know that there are many reasons to keep living.

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

Power of Love Letters

I don't think I say it enough...

451539
Illistrated image of a letter with 2 red hearts
StableDiffusion

To My Loving Boyfriend,

  • Thank you for all that you do for me
  • Thank you for working through disagreements with me
  • Thank you for always supporting me
  • I appreciate you more than words can express
  • You have helped me grow and become a better person
  • I can't wait to see where life takes us next
  • I promise to cherish every moment with you
  • Thank you for being my best friend and confidante
  • I love you and everything you do

To start off, here's something I don't say nearly enough: thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart. You do so much for me that I can't even put into words how much I appreciate everything you do - and have done - for me over the course of our relationship so far. While every couple has their fair share of tiffs and disagreements, thank you for getting through all of them with me and making us a better couple at the other end. With any argument, we don't just throw in the towel and say we're done, but we work towards a solution that puts us in a greater place each day. Thank you for always working with me and never giving up on us.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

11 Signs You Grew Up In Hauppauge, NY

Because no one ever really leaves.

22760
Map of Hauppauge, New York
Google

Ah, yes, good old Hauppauge. We are that town in the dead center of Long Island that barely anyone knows how to pronounce unless they're from the town itself or live in a nearby area. Hauppauge is home to people of all kinds. We always have new families joining the community but honestly, the majority of the town is filled with people who never leave (high school alumni) and elders who have raised their kids here. Around the town, there are some just some landmarks and places that only the people of Hauppauge will ever understand the importance or even the annoyance of.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments