Math, AKA Satan's worst punishment. We try our hardest to avoid it every day, but it somehow always pops up to load us with anxiety and embarrassment. We sit in math class and hope to the good Lord above that we don't get called on by the professor to answer a question where the answer is more than likely wrong. I've never been good with math in my 21 years of life and I'm convinced that I've been traumatized since grade school. I always assume that when my mom gave birth to me that I came out crying because I had early thoughts of algebra. To you people who "love" math, I have some questions for you and I need them answered now:

1. Do you really enjoy it or are you just somehow #blessed with the talent of learning it quickly, so you take advantage of that?

2. Do you keep the calculator app on your phone's home screen or can you do basic math in your head?

3. Do you love yourself?

4. What does it feel like to get an A or a B on a math exam?

5. Do you and the professor talk mad shit about the ones who have no idea what is going on while eating a scone, drinking diet green tea and watching "Good Will Hunting"?

6. Are you good at writing, too?

7. Do you actually calculate how much of a tip you are suppose to leave, or do you just leave $2.00 like the rest of us?

8. How long did it take you to complete the Minute Math worksheets we had in grade school?

9. How did you get above a 16 on the math section of the ACT?

10. Does the limit not exist, like Cady Heron says?

11. Is Kevin Gnapoor your life goals?

12. Do you do math stuff just for fun?

13. Are you involved in a cult?

14. Are there Math-Nazis just like there are Grammar-Nazis?

15. Do you crawl in your bed and cry if you can't complete an equation?

16. Do you use your fingers to count still?

17. Are you a human being?

18. Do you really think A,B,C is as easy as 1,2,3?

19. What does it feel like to actually like numbers?

20. What does it feel like to actually know how to do and use math IRL?