The impending doom this country is destined to face for the next four years, regardless of which candidate is chosen to be our next president, is weighing on us all quite heavily. People are arguing, passions are high... but let's take a break for a minute to fantasize about all of the people we would be better off to see in the Oval Office. Whether these people are famous, fictional, or not even really people at all, they would still make a better president.
1) Ellen DeGeneres
2) Morgan Freeman
3) Kevin Spacey
4) Bill Nye
5) Guy from Allstate commercials (Dennis Haysbert)
6) Ken Bone
7) Carlton Banks
8) Betty White
9) Snoop Dogg
10) This Sloth
11) Oprah
12) This Potato
13) This Old Sock
14) Dr. Evil
15) Sweet Brown
16) This Dog
17) Elle Woods
18) This Black Hole
19) Honey Boo Boo
20) Batman
But, no. We came up with these guys.
Way to go America, way to go.