I am positive its a universal rule that all dad's HAVE to tell corny jokes. The kind of jokes that embarrass and make you cry laugh all at once. The jokes that are so stupid you just have to laugh.
There are probably millions of corny dad jokes, they are all probably hidden in some dad joke book in a vault somewhere. Here are some of the best ones I could find.
1. Why did the coffee go to the police?
It got mugged.
2. Patient: Doc, I keep having these dreams. First I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam; then I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam. It’s driving me crazy. What’s wrong with me?
Doctor: You need to relax. You're two tents.
4. I wouldn't buy anything with velcro....
It's a complete rip-off.
11. Cashier: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?"
Dad: "No, just leave it in the carton!'"
13. Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
14. You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there?
European.
17. Two guys walk into a bar....
The third one ducks.
19. What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
GRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNS!
20. George Clooney, Leonardo Dicaprio and Matthew Mcconaughey got together to make a movie.....
George Clooney said "I'll direct"
Dicaprio said "I'll produce"
and Matthew McConaughey said "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write"
