20 Halloween Puns to Light Up Your Spooky Season | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Life Stages

20 Halloween Puns to Light Up Your Spooky Season

It's Time to Creep It Real

889
20 Halloween Puns to Light Up Your Spooky Season
https://www.simplemost.com/candy-corn-surprise-cake-halloween-recipe/

In This Article:

After coming to college, I realized how Halloween, especially this year, was so meaningful and driven by memes, social media posts, and similar costumes. Halloween is not necessarily about trick-or-treating anymore, but instead, it is about posting pictures, making door decorations and having fun to de-stress from midterms. Without further ado, here are some FANG-tastic puns, one-liners, and jokes to light up your spooky season.


"What kind of music do mummies listen to? They listen to WRAP music"

"You're just my (blood) type"

"I would make a skeleton joke, but I don't find them HUMERUS"

"Your costume is so realistic its unCANDY"

Giphy

"Oh my GOURD, I love Halloween"

Giphy

"What's a vampire's favorite flavor of ice-cream? VEIN-illa"

upload.wikimedia.org

"What's a monster's favorite play? Romeo and GHOUL-iet"

"How do monsters know their futures? They read HORROR-scopes"

"This Halloween, live on the FRIGHT-side"

"A skeleton's favorite instrument is the trom-BONE"

pngimg.com

"Creep it real"

Giphy

"What do you call two witches living together? BROOM-mates"

"What do birds give out on Halloween night? TWEETS"

c1.staticflickr.com

"Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no-BODY to dance with"

"Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The GHOUL scouts"

Giphy

"Give them PUMPKIN to talk about"

Giphy

"What do ghosts have for dessert? Ice SCREAM"

"What is a skeleton's favorite fruit? A BONE-ana"

"Why did the witches lose the baseball game? Their BATS flew away"

orig00.deviantart.net

"How did the pumpkin fix the hole in his pants? With a PUMPKIN PATCH"

Giphy

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
an image of taylor swift standing center stage surrounded by her backup dancers in elegant peacock esque outfits with a backdrop of clouds and a box rising above the stage the image captures the vibrant aesthetics and energy of her performance during the lover era of her eras tour
StableDiffusion

A three-and-a-half-hour runtime. Nine Eras. Eleven outfit changes. Three surprise songs. Zero breaks. One unforgettable evening. In the past century, no other performer has put on an electric performance quite like Taylor Swift, surpassing her fans ‘wildest dreams’. It is the reason supporters keep coming back to her shows each year. Days later, I’m still in awe of the spectacle ‘Miss Americana’ puts on every few days in a new city. And, like one of Taylor’s exes, has me smiling as I reminisce about the memories of the night we spent together.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

These powerful lyrics remind us how much good is inside each of us and that sometimes we are too blinded by our imperfections to see the other side of the coin, to see all of that good.

86098
Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

The song was sent to me late in the middle of the night. I was still awake enough to plug in my headphones and listen to it immediately. I always did this when my best friend sent me songs, never wasting a moment. She had sent a message with this one too, telling me it reminded her so much of both of us and what we have each been through in the past couple of months.

Keep Reading...Show less
Zodiac wheel with signs and symbols surrounding a central sun against a starry sky.

What's your sign? It's one of the first questions some of us are asked when approached by someone in a bar, at a party or even when having lunch with some of our friends. Astrology, for centuries, has been one of the largest phenomenons out there. There's a reason why many magazines and newspapers have a horoscope page, and there's also a reason why almost every bookstore or library has a section dedicated completely to astrology. Many of us could just be curious about why some of us act differently than others and whom we will get along with best, and others may just want to see if their sign does, in fact, match their personality.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

20 Song Lyrics To Put A Spring Into Your Instagram Captions

"On an island in the sun, We'll be playing and having fun"

11464
Person in front of neon musical instruments; glowing red and white lights.
Photo by Spencer Imbrock on Unsplash

Whenever I post a picture to Instagram, it takes me so long to come up with a caption. I want to be funny, clever, cute and direct all at the same time. It can be frustrating! So I just look for some online. I really like to find a song lyric that goes with my picture, I just feel like it gives the picture a certain vibe.

Here's a list of song lyrics that can go with any picture you want to post!

Keep Reading...Show less
Chalk drawing of scales weighing "good" and "bad" on a blackboard.
WP content

Being a good person does not depend on your religion or status in life, your race or skin color, political views or culture. It depends on how good you treat others.

We are all born to do something great. Whether that be to grow up and become a doctor and save the lives of thousands of people, run a marathon, win the Noble Peace Prize, or be the greatest mother or father for your own future children one day. Regardless, we are all born with a purpose. But in between birth and death lies a path that life paves for us; a path that we must fill with something that gives our lives meaning.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments