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20 Things I'd Rather Do Than See The Election's Outcome

Can we handle this? I don't think we can handle this...

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20 Things I'd Rather Do Than See The Election's Outcome
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1. Read the entire Bible cover to cover...

Because God only knows we're going to need our religions (and our dignity for that matter) on Tuesday.


2. Throw myself out of a window from the suspense.

3. Have my car towed so I have an excuse not to watch the results coming in.

Let's face it getting my car towed is always a reality in Chapel Hill aka the nightmare on Franklin Street for parking...

4. Attempt to eat a spoonful of cinnamon.

Talk about speechless...


5. Watch a marathon of silent films.

'Nough said, but not really because nobody's saying a word

6. Do an hour long physics problem.

7. Watch McDreamy's death episode on repeat on "Grey's Anatomy."

Possibly the worst moment in Shonda history, but Voting Day could be too, so why not?

8. Memorize every word of the Declaration of Independence.

We the People are scared out of our minds...

9. Get arrested for trying to vote twice out of desperation.

It's worth a shot, right? Probably not.


10. Sell everything and move to Canada.

TBD...

11. Adopt the kid that fell in Harambe's exhibit.

Best. Intro. Ever.

12. Pet a porcupine without gloves.

This would be a prickly situation.

13. Eat only bread and water for a month.

14. Eat dinner with Hillary Clinton and Monica Lewinsky every night for a week.

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

15. Get in a Twitter war with Donald Trump.

16. Go back to high school.

17. Go on "The View" and agree with everything all of the hosts say.

Possibly the most impossible thing to do

18. Going to a Hillary rally wearing a "Make America Great Again" cap and t-shirt.

I have a Trump cap in case you're wondering...

19. Have much tongue stuck to a flag pole because 'MERICA!

20. Get a face tattoo of the loser of the 2016 election...


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