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20 Christmas Gifts Your Horse Actually Wants

Or at least I think they do...

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If you are like me, you probably have a stocking for your horsey fam hung by the fire (or stair case) with care. Of course your equine friend isn't going to want a Lush bath bomb or a chocolate Santa in their stocking. They probably don't even know why you're handing them a lot of new things at one time. They will probably think they did something fantastic and you should probably expect them to be jerks for the next few days to make up for it. Incase you're wondering what your spoiled horsey friend wants for Christmas, I made a list!

1. Peppermints. ALL OF THE PEPPERMINTS.

2. Forget the socks, go for the salt blocks. The more peppermint flavor the better.

3. An entire field of carrots.

4. A new halter so they have a nice new one when they "lose" theirs in turnout.

5. Did someone say cookies?? Homemade please!

6. Peppermints.

7. The ability to stand in front of the hay stack and eat all day.

8. Apple Fritters, minus the fritter.

9. A Jolly Ball.

10. Snow, lots of snow.

11. A new blanket to replace the one they tore up last night.

12. A pony friend. Because who doesn't want a pony friend?

13. Peppermints.

14. To never see a spooky bag again.

15. Jolly Stall Snack with peppermint ball.

16. A horsey massage.

17. New polo wraps because those pink ones are cramping his style, yo.

18. Flavored bit wipes.This one might be for you but in a roundabout way it's for him. Trust me. He wants them.

19. New clippers are always a good idea.

20. PEPPERMINTS, bro, PEPPERMINTS.

Just make sure not to use paper to wrap these or a bag to stick them in. Those two things could make for an un-merry Christmas!

P.S. I used SmartPak for my links because I adore SmartPak but these items are definitely available elsewhere!

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