Some of the best years of your life spent in college will have you developing some pretty awful habits. Procrastination and overeating, just to name a few. While attending the mostly female populated private college in Columbia, South Carolina, students will most likely develop some of these bad habits and some more.
- Hearing gunshots and not being phased at all by them.
- Spending so much money on food when you're not feeling the cafe
- Wishing the campus police would run you over a few times
- Preparing a worthy email even if you realize your professor will write: K. -Sent from iPhone
- Taking up multiple washers and dryers because you have so much clothes to wash
- Running to the dining hall at 6:25
- Getting used to being catcalled while making the daring trip to CVS right across the street
- Contemplating jumping in front of a car so you avoid a class or two
- Using your book voucher for Kate Spade or Lilly Pulitzer school supplies
- Taking an extra slice of pizza while the cafe workers aren't looking
RUN
- Going to campus activities just for the free food and gifts
- Calling all freshmen "first years" when they don't go to your school
- Calculating how many absences you have and how much that will affect your grade
- Eating cereal for every meal because there's nothing good for the day.
- Grabbing an extra slice of Oreo creme pie when it has become available
- Using your print credits at the end of the semester for cute photo collages
- Sleeping in on MLK or Spears Fest day... Oops.
- Piling on the macaroni and cheese lunch leftovers for dinner #yas
- Blaming the faulty wifi for the issues with papers/ assignments being late
- Splurging at the free store or Koala Pantry
Stay cool, Koalas!
