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20 Bacon-Flavored Products That Shouldn't Exist

I thought Nutella stole bacon's thunder anyway.

Charles Lennon
May 23, 2016
Ohio Wesleyan University
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20 Bacon-Flavored Products That Shouldn't Exist
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Bacon is loved by all. That's a social stigma we're all expected to believe in and uphold. We do this by talking about bacon, advertising bacon endlessly, and incorporating it into our daily products to enhance the ever-growing signal-boosting image of bacon. Here are some solid examples of that being taken way too far.

1. Bacon Flavored Toothpaste


If I wanted to keep the awful taste of food in my mouth while I sleep I wouldn't even bother brushing my teeth. This product is redundant.

2. Bacon Flavored Floss

Point reiterated.

3. Bacon Flavored Baby Formula


Babies aren't even aware of the bacon stigma yet, leave them alone.

4. Bacon Scented Soap

Only for the manliest men with the manliest of superiority complexes that can only be curbed by bacon scented everything.

5. Bacon Flavored Popcorn


I wanna remember the movie not the barfing in the bathroom.

6. Bacon Flavored Salt


Goes great with my bitter saltiness about this matter.

7. Bacon Scented Sunscreen


For those out there who want to feel like an actual pig when they suntan. I'm only shaming it a little.

8. Bacon Flavored Crackers

No more, please.

9. Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

You can find this with the coal you earned this year.

10. Bacon Scented Deodorant


Five bucks to anyone who bites someone actually using this. Act confused.

11. Bacon Scented Laundry Detergent

For the frisky few who wanna get rid of the grease stain but keep the smell.

12. Bacon Scented Candles


Okay this idea is good-- b-but it's for men only. *aggressively checks masculinity*

13. Bacon Flavored Syrup

Both are seperate parts of a balanced breakfast.

14. Bacon Flavored Animal


Disassembling required.

15. Bacon Flavored Olive Oil

Did someone even consult bacon on this?

16. Bacon Coffin


Don't even think about talking to me unless you're getting buried in this.

17. Bacon Scented Mustache

Your fragile masculinity is showing... and it smells delicious. Go the extra mile by attaching an actual piece of bacon to your face.

18. Bacon Teether


THERE'S the conditioning I was referring to earlier. Never mind, grab the bacon baby formula.

19. Bacon Flavored Hot Sauce

That pig on the bottle is how I feel about this.

20. Bacon Flavored Mayonnaise


Someone cut the brakes.

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