Ah, Central Deck. The most hallowed yet detested parking deck on Kennesaw State University's campus. It's arguably the best located one on campus, and it's also arguably full of the worst drivers on Earth. We've all sat at the front of the deck, behind a long ass line of cars, with five minutes to find parking and get to class (impossible), waiting on some douchebag to back their giant car into a parking spot that's too small for them. We've all talked shit from the safety of our cars and thought at least one of these things.

1. Why in the HELL do people go so damn fast? This is not the Dixie Speedway.

2. Why are you driving in the middle of the road??

3. Why the f are you straddling two parking spots?

4. Why did you not straighten out your car?

5. Why are the elevators always out of order? Handicap accessible my ass.

6. Why are you driving the wrong way??

7. Why are you just sitting in your car looking like you're about to pull out of your spot and... not? I'm obviously waiting on you!!!!

8. Why are you beeping at me?

9. Why did you not pull your car all the way into the spot?

10. Why do you HAVE to backup into the parking spot with ten people waiting on you?

11. Why are you driving so SLOW?

12. Who the hell designed this shit hole?

13. Why do you have to rev your engine?

14. Why are you walking in the middle of the lane? I WILL hit you.

15. Why is your music so loud?

16. Why do they have those spots that look like spots but aren't?

17. Hit me.

18. Please don't hit me.

19. Why do I never give myself enough time to park AND get to class?