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19 Thoughts We've Had Watching This Season Of 'The Bachelorette'

Will JoJo find love?

Ashley Bayne
Jul 25, 2016
Saint Cloud State University
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19 Thoughts We've Had Watching This Season Of 'The Bachelorette'
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It's the show that so many women wait for ... "The Bachelorette." This season on "The Bachelorette," we've gotten to see JoJo move on from Ben to find true love. Well, hopefully. Here are 19 thoughts we've had while watching this season of "The Bachelorette."

1. Seeing the 26 new men and their first impressions.

JoJo has some pretty good men to pick from!

2. Seeing Jordan Rodgers being the first man out of the limo.

The brother of Aaron Rodgers ... He's for sure a front runner.

3. "Oh, he's pretty cute ... WHO INVITED SANTA CLAUSE?!"

Santa needs to find love too you know!

4. This Chad guy is hot, but something about him rubs me the wrong way.

This better not be an Olivia from "The Bachelor"...

5. All this guy does is eat!

and eats some more...

Did he really just eat lettuce raw? OK, he's pretty crazy..

6. DID HE REALLY JUST CALL HER NAGGY?!

Great first date, Chad ... JoJo better send you home buddy.

7. What did that poor flamingo do to you, Chad?

Like the classic saying, pick on someone your own size, Chad.

8. Is this "The Bachelorette" or a horror film?

EVERYBODY RUN.

9. JoJo is always so flawless ... Her hair, outfits, just everything!

I just wanna be as flawless as JoJo. Beauty goals!

10. A two night event?! Mondays and Tuesdays just got a whole lot better!

I will be MIA the next two days. Don't be concerned if you don't hear from me for 48 hours.

11. I HAVE TO WAIT TWO WEEKS FOR THE NEXT EPISODE?! TO BE CONTINUED?!

How am I supposed to wait that long?! My Mondays are ruined..

12. This two on one date is the most awkward thing I've seen in my life...

Yup, this is awkward.

13. Why am I crying with Derek?

I feel for you, buddy. You win some and you lose some.

14. Well ... at least you are honest about yourself, Daniel.

"Damn Daniel, back at it again with the crappy personality."

15. Um ... Your high school library? Does anyone else think this is really weird? How old are you again Jordan? Sixteen?

You lost some cool points here, Jordan ... You can't stay in high school forever, bud.

16. Let's just end the season right now after Luke's Hometown ... If she doesn't marry him, I sure will!

I'm not crying ... I just have something in my eye.

17. WHAT?! SHE WANTS TO SEND LUKE HOME?! IS SHE CRAZY?! JOJO NO!

JoJo! You are better than this ... Keep Luke around! He's perfect!

18. TO BE CONTINUED AGAIN?! You have got to be kidding me, ABC.

Seriously?! Not again!

19. Oh and don't forget...

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