I cannot believe that after 16 years, I’m finally done with school. Here are a few thoughts I had on the first day back to class, for the last time.
1. Do I really need to buy supplies? I think I have a few pieces of paper here somewhere. *Fishes through 4 years worth of gum wrappers at bottom of backpack*
2. Wait, I’m already walking to class but I actually have no idea which building it’s in.
3. Awh, look how happy those people are. They must be freshman.
4. Remember how stressful I though freshman year was? LOL.
5. It’s funny how I used to drink coffee just because it tasted good.
6. I wonder how late I have classes today? I honestly don’t even know what I’m taking.
7. Wow, that girl is wearing heels. Ambitious.
8. I don’t think I even remembered to put on deodorant.
9. Who cares, these people know me for what I am – trash.
10. Oh! The club fair is tonight, maybe I should go.
11. Wait, no. Why would I join a club now after 3.5 years of being happily uninvolved.
12. Actually, why am I even here, I’ve learned all I gunna learn, just give me the piece of paper already.
13. ….But I really haven’t though.
14. Oh my God, there’s so much I don’t know.
15. OMG I am leaving here in four months and I know nothing.
16. I still have to call my mom to ask how to pay my bills.
17. I’m actually not ready.
18. *Watches freshman chug gallon of milk on the lawn while onlookers Snapchat it*
19. Okay, maybe I am.