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18 Spongebob Quotes That Perfectly Capture College

Wherever there is life, there is a reference to Spongebob.

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18 Spongebob Quotes That Perfectly Capture College

1. "I guess I'm not wearing any pants today."

Whether it be the walk of shame or pure laziness, I am sure we can all relate to this.

2. "More time for thinking!"

When the professor calls on you and you have no idea what the class was talking about.

3. "Holographic meatloaf? My favorite!"

The cafeteria food is never on point. But it is the only thing to eat so you are forced to enjoy it.

4. "Dumb people are blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are."

We all have that one classmate...

5. "The study of Wumbology? It’s first grade Spongebob!"

When you have no idea what is happening in class but you need participation points so you act like you know what you are talking about.

6. "Being grown up is boring, I love being a baby."

When your parents tell you that it is time to grow up and face your responsibilities.

7. "Look at all the hip young people eating salads."

Trying to lose that freshman 15.

8. "That’s it mister, you just lost your brain privileges!"

What you think your professor actually means when he/she writes "Come see me during office hours" on a test.

9. "We've been stuck up here for three days."

When you have spent so much time in the lib that you forget about sunlight and hygiene.

10. "THREE DAYS!"

Just in case you did not hear it the first time.

11. "A kind of smelly smell. A smell that smells smelly."

When you are trying to meet the page requirements for an essay.

12. "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."

Trying to appear smarter than you actually are because everyone around you seems so much smarter.

13. "Not until four."

When someone calls you out on your stupidity but you are just going to pull the same thing in your next class.

14. "Goodbye everyone! I’ll remember you all in therapy."

If this quote does not capture finals week, I do not know what does.

15. "Maybe it’s because you’re ugly."

When you cannot seem to find "the one" even though you are surrounded by hundreds of other people your age.

16. “Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet.”

When you love your roommate but he/she low key makes you mad at times.

17. "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Learning things that you will probably never have any use for in the real world.

18. "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

When you zoned out for way too long in class and you have gone passed the point of saving yourself.

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