As the election in November rapidly approaches, I feel the need to address the cold, hard issues, and why I don't think that Donald Trump is the person to represent the solution for them.

1. My coffee was a little weak this morning.
2. There’s a huge wad of hair in the drain that is stopping the water from properly draining in the shower.
3. … and it’s not my hair.
4. There’s a chance it might rain on my wedding day. Which is one year from now. #despicable.
5. The ending of Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
6. Kroger’s produce wasn’t the best and I had to go all the way to Walmart.
7. I got Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease, which is usually a disease for toddlers, at the age of 21.
8. I’ve never been to a beach.
9. 4 years ago, I was on an airplane, and the guy next to me asked me my name. After I told him, he called me “Farrah” the whole 6 hour flight even after I corrected him.
10. Denny’s has the worst breakfast.
11. IHop is better.
12. Well, I’m sure some people like Denny’s.
13. But they’re wrong.
14. The touch screen on my laptop stopped working a few days ago.
15. And I’m too technologically challenged to figure out how to fix it.
16. I’m currently on hold with the IT department.
17. The IT department.
18. My favorite hair tie just broke.
19. Clowns.