This Saturday for the Nittany Lion's final home game, they will be facing off at noon EST against one of our least favorite opponents: the Michigan Wolverines. Everyone knows Michigan is awful, and here's why:
1. The weather is absolutely miserable.
2. Detroit -- enough said.
3. Flint and Grand Rapids are equally as bad
4. It is shaped like a mitten.
5. Contains TWO of the most dangerous cities in America.
6. Blue and yellow are just a bad combination of colors.
7. The lake effect.
8. They lost to Rutgers last year.
9. They no longer have Denard Robinson.
10. There are tornadoes.
11. Nittany lion > wolverine.
12. They have one of the worst economies in the nation
13. Their fight song is nauseating.
14. There are no actual wolverines in Michigan.
15. You can buy a home there for less than one thousand dollars.
16. It is made up of not just one, but two peninsulas.
17. According to this website, it is one of the worst states for summer road trips.
18. This person seems to have had a horrible experience living here.
19. It is the alma mater of everyone's favorite ball deflator, Tom Brady.
On the plus side, they also hate Ohio. See you later, Michigan!
