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Thumb Pianos, Sad Almond Milk, and 17 Other Random Thoughts: A Collection

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Thumb Pianos, Sad Almond Milk, and 17 Other Random Thoughts: A Collection
Elyssa Day

Thoughts.

We all have them. We wouldn’t be human if we didn’t! Even animals have a thought process of some kind. How cool is that?

Thoughts can be serious, thoughts can make sense, and thoughts can flow smoothly in a nice consecutive order.

However, we all know how often thoughts can pop up at random with no invitation. These random "thinks" appear when we're walking down the street, when we're standing at work, when we're relaxing in the bathtub, and even when we're just about to shut our eyes.

Thoughts are creative, thoughts are genius, and thoughts are...odd.

Today, I share with you some of my most recent odd thoughts:


1. What in the world is a thumb piano?

2. Did pterodactyls really screech, or did they just yawn dramatically?

3. What if I marry someone who doesn't like cats, or *GASP* is allergic?

4. Why does almond milk taste sad?

5. How do they make almonds into milk?

6. I bet if I poured chicken broth on this paper, the paper would turn yellow.

7. How different does goat milk taste from cow milk?

8. Why are bassoons so awkward to hold?

9. Would my fish eat a snail?

10. Can sharks be trained to jump through hoops?

11. How many pronunciations of crayon have I not heard about?

12. When I buy a dog, should I buy two?

13. If Hawaii moves closer to Japan every year, in what year will the two islands collide?

14. Are mechanical bulls easier to ride than real bulls?

15. Are donuts just sweet bagels with frosting?

16. Are bagels just savory donuts with cream cheese?

17. Why do yellow starbursts receive so much hate?

18. If I crocheted a hat for my cat, would he wear it?

19. Why are Madeline and Mabeline pronounced differently?!

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