When someone says that the best things in life are the ones without a price tag, obviously they never saw this list. Here are 19 of the weirdest, most random things you can buy online that will inexplicably have you reaching for your wallet. And yes, they're all legit.
1. Set Of 10 Finger Hands Finger Puppets
Shaking hands just got weirder. (Link)
2. Unicorn and Horse Wedding Cake Topper
Nothing says "I Do" like these toppers. (Link)
3. Canned Unicorn Meat
For after the Unicorn wedding. (Link)
4. Yodeling Pickle
It's a plastic pickle...that yodels. (Link)
5. Liquid Fart
The comments on this page are A+. (Link)
6. Edible Dehydrated Zebra Tarantula
For a brave soul. (Link)
7. Contract and Rights to an Eternal Soul
At $7000 this seems bit pricey, but to each their own. (Link)
8. USB Pollen Blocker
Some people will do anything for a congestion-free day. (Link)
9. Thin Air
What did they do with the fat air? (Link)
10. Balloon Animal Anatomy
A wonderful conversation starter. (Link)
11. Dehydrated Water
Is this the same company as #9? (Link)
12. Solar Powered Waving Queen of England
Imagine an army of these. (Link)
13. Frame a Friend Kit
Nothing says "I'm your friend" like a trip to jail. (Link)
14. Worst Place Ribbons
An assortment of ribbons to let your friends know they suck. (Link)
15. Political Candles
Wonderful for displaying your political fanaticism. (Link)
16. Inflatable T-Rex Costume
Perfect for the gym. (Link)
17. World's Largest Underpants
A wonderful bonding exercise. (Link)
18. Donald Trump Toilet Paper
No comment necessary. (Link)
19. Smart ePants
Now you can pay with your underwear. Truly the future is now. (Link)
