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19 Lies You Told Yourself In College

Do you have others to add to the list?

Carolina Colon
Feb 27, 2017
Iowa State University
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19 Lies You Told Yourself In College
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Oh, college. What a journey, what words come to your mind when I say "College"? Deadlines, blackboard, future, twenty-one, drinking...and the famous "OH SHIT". Now, we have said many lies in our college career. Haven't we?

1. I'll get up in the morning and study.

Please...

2. I'll take a 30 minute nap.

3. I'll start my diet on Monday.

4. I will go to my 8am lecture and take notes.

5. I won't go out this week.

6. I'm going to start on the homework today.

Deadline 11:59.. "I'll start now at 10:30".

7. Trust me, I can make the celebrity shot.

8. I will be productive this weekend.

Sunday night...

9. One more episode and I'll head to bed.

10. I won't be late to class anymore.

11. I won't spend any more money on food. 12 seconds later...

12. I'm going to workout in the morning...Alarm sounds...

13. I will do laundry.

14. I will do all chapter readings.

15. Trust me, I know the material.

16. I'm becoming a stripper.

17. I can't go to the meeting, I'm sick.

You meant to spell... HUNGOVER?

18. I never got your text, bad reception.

19. Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I have to work.

Wait, you don't have a job.

Now don't they seem pretty accurate?

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