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19 Guys You See At SMSU House Parties

1. The guy who's always yelling at nothing in particular.

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19 Guys You See At SMSU House Parties
Bliss Nova

Marshall, Minnesota... a college town known to smell quite strange, with absolutely nothing to do until the weekend rolls around. With the house parties here in Marshall, comes the guys attending the parties, and they're pretty hard not to notice. Here's just a few examples of the variety of guys that you might find at an SMSU house party...


1. The guy who's always yelling at nothing in particular.

2. The guy who breaks furniture and punches holes in the walls.

3. The guy who sits on a couch... the entire night.

4. The guy who snacks.

5. The short guy that's overly defensive about his height.

6. The guy who won't stop talking about how nice it is to be single again.

7. The guy in control of the AUX... who's playing country... really?

8. The guy that's too tall to fit in the basement and has to crouch the whole night.

9. The guy obnoxiously yelling at his ex girlfriend about only God knows what.

10. The guy who really can't and shouldn't dance, but we let him anyways.

11. The guy who will touch your butt and blame it on someone else.

12.The guy who's documenting everything on Snapchat.

13. The "See a chug, send a chug," guy.

14. The guy whose face is attached to his phone the whole night.

15. The guy who spills his beer any chance he gets.

16. The guy that tries to flirt with you by saying, "We don't even have to Netflix and chill."

17. The guy who tries to show you his room... cus' that's not creepy at all.

18. The guy who never knocks before going into the bathroom.

19. The guy who ends up outside, jumping into a snowbank or something.


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