It's the most wonderful horrible time of the year! Finals week is coming full speed ahead. In just a few short days, summer will be here and the long days in the library with your nose crammed in a book will be a thing of the past. The end of finals also marks for the beginning of Netflix binges with no regrets of not doing homework! If you're anything like me, you're more excited to finally get back to your favorite show..."Gilmore Girls."
If "Gilmore Girls" told finals, it look something like this:
1. Relying solely on caffeine to stay awake like:
2. Trying to convince yourself that if you drop out, everything will be OK:
3. What you would like to say to every loud person in the library:
4. Describing everything about finals week sounds something like:
5. Studying hours on end causes you to lose sense of how you're feeling:
6. It also causes you to not make sense of the things you say, so naturally, you blame it all on the stress of finals:
7. It even causes you to lose sense of what's happening in your own mind:
8. Your response when someone asks you how you're doing during the worst week of college sounds something like:
9. When your friends from other colleges are already home for summer and ask you to hang out, and you sadly have to respond with:
10. When your family calls and asks you what your plans are for the week:
11. Justifying your choice of outfits during finals week because:
12. Trying to find motivation to get you through the week, but you can't because:
13. Trying to prioritize things on your "To-Do" list sounds something like:
14. When you realize the day of the exam that you have absolutely no clue how you're going to pass:
15. Trying to bring yourself into walking through the door to take the final:
16. When you have no idea what anything means on the final:
17. Making plans for how to get rid of your class notes once your final is over sounds like:
18. When the week FINALLY ends, coming home looks something like this:
As Lorelei would say,
From me to you, best of luck to you on finals!
