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18 Truths About Fall In College

Spooky stuff, college.

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18 Truths About Fall In College

1. You will contract the plague...

2. So NyQuil will become your favorite evening beverage.

3. You'll have that one friend that starts decorating for Halloween way too early.

4. Candy corn might sometimes be dinner.

5. People will wear sweaters, even if it's still

70 degrees outside.

6. You'll see a minimum of 8 posts a day of that one really colorful tree on campus.

7. But you know you gotta post one too.

8. Getting the pumpkin spice scented Febreze will be your biggest regret to date.

9. You'll probably spend too many hours watching AHS and scary movies instead of doing homework.

10. You and 6 other people in your class will all be wearing maroon on the same day.

11. That trip to Stop and Shop for those Halloween sugar cookies is worth it.

12. E'rybody gonna be in a flannel.

13. If you don't have Halloween window jelly, you're doing it wrong.

14. You won't be able to escape this gif.

15. Halloween is a 4 day event.

16. Therefore, you'll have at least 2.5 Halloween costumes.

17. All of which will be creatively hand made and under $15 total because you don't have money.

18. You might forget about that tiny pumpkin on your desk for a few weeks, but once it starts smelling like molding Halloween, just toss it.

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