We all know the magnificent human being that is Cole Sprouse. And, for some reason that you don't, which can only mean you've been living under a rock for some time, get with the program!
But seriously, if you're having trouble registering the face with the name, let me help you with that (warning: content may be too hot for you to look away causing damage to your eyes, proceed with caution):
Can you still see? Good. Now, most of you may know him from playing the plucky, yet adorable, smart kid Cody Martin from "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody," but recently he's returned to acting after taking some time off to go to college and it's safe to say his new show is a smash hit. "Riverdale" is a teen drama television series based off the iconic characters from the Archie Comics. Cole plays Jughead Jones and if you don't know what character that is from the comics, don't worry I've got you covered:
Now, you may be asking yourself, how can someone pull off looking hot like that? I'm talking mouth open, tongue out, eyes wide, heart-stopping hot. Well, feast your eyes on this:
*Swoon* I know right? Well, if you thought that was all you were going to get you're very mistaken. Here are 18 more pictures of Cole Sprouse's characters Jughead Jones's beauty being way too hot to handle. Again, please proceed with caution and you're welcome.
1. When he made you want to join him by the fence instead of sitting on the bleachers to watch the game.
2. When even he knew how #Thirsty he was making us.
3. When he gave you retro Jughead vibes
4. When you wish those were your lips instead of Betty Coopers.
5. When he made eating a burger look so damn sexy.
6. When he had you dropping everything you were doing just to follow him wherever he was going.
7. When he made you want to whip out your First-Aid kit and bandage him up.
8. When he gave you major side eye.
9. When you seriously just wish you were Betty Cooper every time her and him had a scene together. #Bughead
10. When he made a suit look too good even with his hat.
11. When his smoldering eyes still made you want to pull up a seat next to him.
12. When he made you want to invite him over to fix any big or small thing in your house. (heelllooo muscles)
13. When you wish that was you he was talking to on the other end of the phone.
14. When even his awkward stance made you forget Archie was even in the picture.
15. When he knew where to stand because he was a literal #Snack.
16. When you wish you were there at the diner studying with him. Not like you'd get anything done anyway.
17. When you were a little upset when he became a Southside Serpent but had to admit he looked good in the leather jacket.
18. And finally, when he blessed us with this sneak preview for what's to come for season 2.
Satisfied? I hope so. Don't forget to watch season 2 of Riverdale Wednesday's at 8 on the CW. And to catch up with the series, you can watch the first season available now on Netflix. Happy watching!