The only constant is that my bank account rarely exceeds $30 for longer than a week, my immune system is in a consistent downward spiral, awkward encounters are never ending and I can count on my life falling apart on average three times per day; but, at the end of the day, "Grey's Anatomy" will always be there to remind me that all of my favorite Grey-Sloan Memorial doctors feel the exact same way.
1. When you see the cute guy at the bar
"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, there he is. I need like six shots right now."
2. The professor who gets extra excited when assigning homework
No, I don't get super excited over balance sheets and income statements. Stop asking me how much I love accounting, because I don't love it at all.
3. Late night e-mails from your professor saying class is cancelled
My night just turned into Christmas Eve and tomorrow will be Christmas morning.
4. Getting asked, "What's your number?" by the creepy guy at the bar
Whoops, suddenly forgot the only seven digits I've ever memorized.
5. When someone reminds you of all your responsibilities
[Smiling on the outside, screaming on the inside.]
6. Getting denied at your favorite bar
After all the service I've given you? After all this time? I'll just take my business elsewhere. [Goes and complains about getting denied to friends.]
7. Finals Week
Accurate image of what the library looks like for the entirety of the week.
8. Walking by the cute guy at the bar and trying to non-conspicuously get him to notice you
"Oh wow, I didn't even see you there! What a coincidence!"
9. Trying to recollect your drunk self
"OK, seriously pull yourself together."
10. Knowing you just failed an exam that you lost sleep and sanity for
It's such an amazing feeling to know that the all-nighter was a complete waste of time.
11. That table at the library that won't stop talking while you're trying to be productive for once in your life
Maybe if I just keep giving them dirty looks they'll get the message.
12. When you have 10 minutes to eat lunch before your next class
Double fisting food is my speciality.
13. Every college student ever, all the time
. 
College can ruin you.
14. Realizing it's Friday
Now I can procrastinate all my responsibilities until the latest possible moment on Sunday night.
15. When your friends point out a cute guy in the dining hall
"Where? Which one? Ohhh... wow, yeah."
16. When your friends remind you of your embarrassing night
"Can we just not talk about it?"
17. Reality hitting that we all have no idea what we are doing
Meredith Grey said it best.
18. Dear liver, kidneys, immune system and bank account
I'm truly sorry to all parts of my life (i.e. body parts and bank accounts) that are forced into suffering these four years with me.
