Florida has become the state that everyone makes fun of. Amongst many reasons, the main one is because we have the craziest stories that end up becoming viral posts across various media sites. I can't tell you why our state "has no chill", but here are 21 ways to prove it:
1. Every time alligators casually walk around everywhere...even campus.
Golf courses, front doors, college campuses! (Click on the photo to watch the video).
2. When this human ate BATH SALTS and eventually someone else's face...
3. When the "Cash Me Outside" girl was, well...herself.
Yes, she's from Boynton Beach, FL. Thanks, Dr. Phil for making this 13 year old famous...
4. When there is a hurricane and people party instead of seeking shelter.
Whenever there's a hurricane, we have hurricane parties where we load up on alcohol and any other unhealthy snack. During the last hurricane, everyone on my street was boarding up their houses while my neighbor was standing outside with a beer in his hand.
5. When the weather is bipolar AF.
It's clear and sunny on one side and dark and rainy on the other? Or it rains for 5 minutes and then stops suddenly.
6. Snowbirds...'nough said.
They are all over the place! You know they have arrived when you see people driving more erratic than usual with out of state license plates and stuffed animals in their rear windshield.
7. When old men think it's ok to wear speedos at the beach.
8. When football rivalries are taken to the extreme.
9. Always doing the stingray shuffle
10. When a snapping turtle chased my mom up our driveway.
11. When you realize that there are 19 theme parks...
Is that really necessary?
12. When there is an overabundance of snails after it rains.
13. When guys wear wife beater tank tops, literally all the time.
14. When a man punched a police horse at Gasparilla.
The guy was drunk and just punched the horse for no reason at all. You can read the story here.
15. When another man flung an alligator into a Wendy's drive-thru window.
16. When a woman stabbed her husband because "he farted in her face."
17. When a teenager pretended to be an OBGYN doctor.
Just...no.
18. When people love Publix a little too much.
