Ah, Target. The place you come to get one thing and end up leaving with everything except for the one thing you came for. The amount of times my friends and I have said we're just going to make a "quick trip" to Target and ended up staying for hours and leaving with empty wallets is unhealthy. It happens to the best of us. I think I speak for all of us when I say that these are some thoughts I have when going to Target:
1. I won't be long, I just need to grab deodorant.
2. I might as well check out the dollar section too while I'm here.
3. I'm sure I'll have an event to go to at some point, so I should probably look for an outfit so I'm prepared.
4. Aww, this dog toy is so cute. I need it.
I don't even have a dog...
5. Oh my god, I love baby clothes. I'm just going to look.
I'm not pregnant and most definitely do not have a baby...
6. Look at this cool cup!
I obviously need this.
7. 50% off shoes?!
And they have my size?! I mean, it's practically fate. I have to get them.
8. FOOOODDDD
Give me all the snacks.
9. This throw pillow is so cute!
*throws pillow in cart to throw on bed that is overflowing with throw pillows*
10. And they have the matching blanket?!
It would just be rude for me to separate a pair.
11. Oh, I need some new make up too.
12. Man, I'm kinda thirty. I should get some Starbucks.
13. I've been here for 2 hours?! I need to go.
Why is it dark out? It was light when I came in. What year is it?!
14. I might as well glance through this magazine while I wait online.
15. Wow this magazine has some good stuff in it! I'm getting this, too.
16. I should probably through some gum on the conveyer belt, too.
It would just be unhygienic to walk around with bad breath.
17. $100.00?!
18. I'm never coming back to this store again.
LOL okay, I'll probably be back next week.