1. Does Ripley's own everything around here?

There's the Ripley's Aquarium, the Believe it or not place, Old MacDonald's Farm Mini Golf, Davy Crockett Mini Golf, and a movie theater! You name it, and the Ripley name is probably on it.

2. It costs HOW much to do that? Well, I guess if you do a combo, that's a deal.

Seriously, some of these attractions are pricey.

3. (While cruising the parkway) Is this what deja vu is like??

When I visit Sevier County, I feel like the whole town repeats itself every 5 miles.

4. Let's get old-time photos made!

They are really cute, and pictures are fun.

5. Who's up for go-kart races? What about putt-putt?

Pick a theme and go for it! There are so many tracks and courses to choose from!

6. How in the world do all these Christmas stores stay open year-round?

It's a Christmas miracle, I guess.

7. Is it really moonshine if it's legal?

In my personal opinion, no. Definitely not. If you can buy it in broad daylight, it's not MOONshine. This stuff is a disgrace.

8. Fudge, flapjacks, and fun. That's Gatlinburg.

Should I add flannel for the Lumberjack Dinner show? Whatever, we are definitely getting fudge for dessert afterward.

9. So much chocolate, so many smells, so many lights.

Seriously, my senses are a little overloaded. Between the flashing signs, fair food smells, and abundance of things to see, my brain is frazzled.

10. Whoa! So, that's how taffy is made.

That's pretty cool. I could watch it spin forever.

11. If you like beef jerky, this is the town for you.

Y'all, there are 4, yes 4, Beef Jerky Outlets in Sevier County. Meat-lovers rejoice!

12. I thought those $9.99 or less stores were only for, like, party beach towns. I guess I thought wrong.

Wait, am I at the beach? No, there's the mountains. Hmm. Okay then.

13. I mean, I've always heard that dinner was better with a show, but which one??

The Dixie Stampede, Hatfields and McCoys, Lumberjack Feud, and the Comedy Barn all sound fun!

14. Jesus, Elvis, bears, food, rides, crafts, sex stores, this place has it all!

There really is something for everyone here. You will find whatever you are looking for.

15. But seriously, why are there SO many sex stores? Just why?

Half the town is loving Jesus, and the other loves this "stuf".

16. Ooohhh a drive-in chapel. Let's get married.

No, wait. Yeah, you're right. Let's not.

17. Let's head to the cabin and relax awhile.

The rockers are comfy, and the Smokies are breathtaking. Take it all in while you rock and sip on some sweet tea.

18. This is a cool place. Let's come back!

All jokes aside, Sevierville, Pigeon Forge, and Gatlinburg are all pretty neat places. I'm looking forward to my next visit!