Technical difficulties during the draft, having no idea what players to put in and take out, and projecting to lose week one and two are just a few occurrences that have happened during this fantasy football season, and it's only been two weeks. For newbies, like me, who are asked to join a fantasy football league--don't know why--these are some thoughts that have probably gone through your head...
1. When someone asks you if you want to join their league:
"It sounds like it could be fun."
2. When you realize you have no idea what you are doing:
"There's a draft?"
3. When you have to start researching players on the day of the draft:
"Do you want him to have a high or low return rate?"
4. When you feel confident about some of the key players on your team:
"Jamal about that bass."
5. When the draft starts:
"Eric Decker is so hot."
6. When you have technical difficulties:
"I can't remember my Yahoo password."
*Actual picture of me during the draft.*
7. When someone takes your top players:
"Well, looks like I'm picking up Reggie Bush."
8. When it is time for week one:
"Do I take him out if he is injured?"
9. When you forget to take out Le'Veon Bell during week one:
"It was only three-fourths of an ounce."
10. When someone says they will help you out:
"Here's my username and password, please help me."
11. When you lose week one to your younger sister:
12. When the person helping you won't answer their phone:
"Hey it's me, I am just mildly confused...about everything."
13. When you see that you are projected to win:
"Thanks, Matt Ryan."
14. When you surprisingly know what time some of the games are playing:
"But I don't know what I'm watching for."
15. When you have some random guy at the bar do your lineup:
"So am I doing this right, or naw?"
16. When you win week two against your older brother:
"I don't know how that happened, but in your face."
17. When week three rolls around:
"Do I still keep him in?"
18. When you realize you just have no idea what you are doing:
"Am I able to drop out of the league?"
Good luck to all during this season... I think that is what you are supposed to say.
