Technical difficulties during the draft, having no idea what players to put in and take out, and projecting to lose week one and two are just a few occurrences that have happened during this fantasy football season, and it's only been two weeks. For newbies, like me, who are asked to join a fantasy football league--don't know why--these are some thoughts that have probably gone through your head...

1. When someone asks you if you want to join their league:

"It sounds like it could be fun."

2. When you realize you have no idea what you are doing:

"There's a draft?"

3. When you have to start researching players on the day of the draft:

"Do you want him to have a high or low return rate?"

4. When you feel confident about some of the key players on your team:

"Jamal about that bass."

5. When the draft starts:

"Eric Decker is so hot."

6. When you have technical difficulties:



"I can't remember my Yahoo password."

*Actual picture of me during the draft.*

7. When someone takes your top players:

"Well, looks like I'm picking up Reggie Bush."

8. When it is time for week one:

"Do I take him out if he is injured?"

9. When you forget to take out Le'Veon Bell during week one:

"It was only three-fourths of an ounce."

10. When someone says they will help you out:

"Here's my username and password, please help me."

11. When you lose week one to your younger sister:

12. When the person helping you won't answer their phone:

"Hey it's me, I am just mildly confused...about everything."

13. When you see that you are projected to win:

"Thanks, Matt Ryan."

14. When you surprisingly know what time some of the games are playing:

"But I don't know what I'm watching for."

15. When you have some random guy at the bar do your lineup:

"So am I doing this right, or naw?"

16. When you win week two against your older brother:

"I don't know how that happened, but in your face."

17. When week three rolls around:

"Do I still keep him in?"

18. When you realize you just have no idea what you are doing:

"Am I able to drop out of the league?"

Good luck to all during this season... I think that is what you are supposed to say.