Ah, boys, can't live with them can't, well you get the point. So you found yourself a new boo and everything's going great. You guys are all cute and sweet, haven't fought about anything, they text in a timely manner, etc...Until wait, they don't! Here are 18 thoughts that probably crossed your mind the first time your SO took their sweet pickle time responding:

Hmm that's weird.

I wonder what's taking so long?

1. OK so where are they?

Didn't they understand that my commentary on Angelina and Brad's divorce was major importante?

2. Just give me the three little bubbles...

Any bubbles!

3. Wait did my phone just vibrate?

Nope, just my imagination.

4. OK, my phone definitely just vibrated.

Finally, something.

5. Ugh Mom stop texting me about what I want for dinner.

Can't you see I'm waiting for a very important message?

6. OK wait I want the roast, not spaghetti.

I mean a girl's gotta eat.

7. What could possibly be taking so long?

Hello, the light of your life—AKA me—isn't getting any younger here.

8. OMG what if they're dead?!

Should not have watched "1,000 Ways to Die" last night.

9. Yep, they're definitely dead.

*insert tears*

10. Wait, am I being ghosted?

Darn you, millennials!

11. Yeah, I'm being ghosted.

I really thought this one was different.

12. I liked it better when I thought they were dead.

The ultimate ghosting.

13. Vibrations!

Really Mom! Again with dinner!?

14. I guess some things just aren't meant to last.

Beyonce had it right, Boy Bye!

15. *Sings "Single Ladies" for the 100th time*

All the single ladies, all the single ladies!

16. Oh, look he responded.

"I'm so sorry babe my phone died"

17. Brief joy over them not being dead/not being ghosted...

18. ...Immediately followed by pure anger.

He's still dead to me. It's a good thing I look good in black.

*Note to guys and girls: Needing consistency doesn't mean being needy.