The humidity is back and summer is upon us. It's likely that you're planning to attend a concert or two, or maybe you already have. While these outdoor concerts and festivals are undoubtedly one of the best parts of summer, it's best to be prepared for the worst. I mean, your sticky-bra-sliding-down-to-your-stomach worst. If you've experienced such a horror, these thoughts might sound familiar to you.
1. "The f*ck is that girl wearing?"
2. "Take a shot every time you see a girl with white converse."
3. "I have no idea who this band is but I'm gonna dance anyway."
4. "It's happening. I've lost my friends."
5. "I shouldn't have worn this."
*sweating so much that sticky bra falls off underneath halter top*
6. "That couple over there is grinding to a drum solo."
7. "I smell weed."
8. "Where is it?"
9. "OK I'm putting my hair up now."
10. 1. "I'm thirsty, but water is $1200 a bottle so I'll just drink my tears."
11. "I really want to catch a beach ball."
12. "We've been here for that long already?"
13. "I'm gonna take a nap right here until my favorite artist goes on."
14. "Let's go find free stuff."
15. "I can't see shit."
16. "The sun just went down and I'm still drenched in sweat."
17. "MY HEAD HURTS. IT HURTS SO MUCH."
