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18 Things Pennywise Could Use To Make College Students Swan Dive Into The Sewer

8. "I'll drop your lowest test grade."

Katie Coviello
Oct 08, 2017
Villanova University
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18 Things Pennywise Could Use To Make College Students Swan Dive Into The Sewer
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With the recent revival of Stephen King's classic, "It," I've been reminded of one thing: my fear of clowns. However, as a current college student, I am also far too aware of how far I would go for things such as free food, free food, and oh yeah, free food. I've come to the conclusion that college students, myself included, could be lured down to the sewer by Pennywise far too easily.

Which of these 18 things would convince you to walk to your impending death?

1. Free Food

2. "Class is canceled"

3. "We're ending class early today"

4. "There's no final"

5. "There is a final but it's not cumulative"

6. Dogs

7. Free shirts

8. "I'll drop your lowest test grade"

9. No group projects

10. A decent study spot

11. A full night's sleep

12. Free Uber rides

13. Free soul cycle/barre classes

14. Dining hall food that was actually good

15. Food that had zero calories if eaten after 9 p.m.

16. Fire drills during class

17. Unexpected care packages

18. A clean shower


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