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18 Things Everyone Asks Their Dog

9. The house is a mess. I bet you had all of your friends over when I was gone. And you didn’t clean up very well.

Kathleen Anderson

Feb 27, 2017

Dakota County, Minnesota

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Every dog lover would say that the family dog is more than just a domesticated animal. They are a part of the family. We even ask them questions, tell them about our day, and confide in them.

Here’s a list of 18 things you’ve probably said to your dog at some point.

1.Good morning! I hope you slept well! What do you want for breakfast?

2. Dog food again? Are you sure? Of course you’re sure, that’s your only option.

3. Do you think it’s too cold to go for a walk today?

4. Oh my gosh, did I tell you what that person at work said today? It was absolutely ridiculous. I almost punched them.

5. You think I over reacted? C’mon, you’re supposed to be on my side!

6. I think you could just go to work for me. They wouldn’t even notice. And you’re a dog, who doesn’t love a dog?

7. Can you keep a secret?

8. I bet you would tell all of your dog friends.

9. The house is a mess. I bet you had all of your friends over when I was gone. And you didn’t clean up very well.

10. Wanna go for a car ride?

11. Wanna go for a walk?

12. So here’s what’s going on. I’m really stressed and have a lot going on. Could you just be a really good dog today? I mean, you’re always a good dog. But maybe you could try to be a little extra loving today?

13. Who’s a good dog? Who’s the cutest dog in the world? Who is the best puppy in the entire world?

14. Say I got you a friend. You would love them, right? You wouldn’t be jealous of them? I promise I still love you.

15. I’m going to teach you a new trick.

16. Who wants a treat?

17. Don’t eat that! That’s not for dogs!

18. I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you!

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