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18 Things Only Coffee Addicts Understand

Glorious beans of pure, unadulterated energy delivered straight from the heavens.

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18 Things Only Coffee Addicts Understand
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Hello, my name is Olivia and I am a coffee addict. People say admitting is the first step to overcoming your problems but I don't see coffee as a problem. "Glorious beans of pure, unadulterated energy delivered straight from the heavens" would be a more accurate description. I have spent ten years conducting research by consuming thousands of cups of coffee so without further adue, I now welcome you all into crazy, buzzing, shaky, wonderful world that is coffee.


1. When you're a tinsy bit grumpy before that first cup of morning coffee.



2. The smell of fresh brew coffee brings a sweet smile of pleasure to your face.


3. That moment after the first sip when you realize the world has purpose again.


4. Substituting breakfast with 5 cups of coffee without a drop of remorse.


5. Overfilling the filter with coffee grinds for that extra, EXTRA boost we all need.


6. Burning your tongue on piping hot cup of what is essentially fire.


7. When you introduce your caffeine-free friends to the magical world of coffee.


8. Owning multiple coffee-producing-technologies which you have a higher than normal level of emotional attachment to.



9. You’re not satisfied until you’re basically shaking.



10. You keep an extra sweater in the car for when you inevitably pour steaming hot coffee all over yourself.


11. Perhaps you have every coffee store app you can get your hands on...



12. Or if you’re like me, you have a million of these stamp cards, hoping you’ll remember them one day and finally get that 11th cup of joe for free!


13. For many of us, coffee was our first love.



14. When people say, “You know caffeine is a drug…”


15. So many mugs... SO. MANY. MUGS.


16. Productivity level is increased by a factor of 10 when operating on pure, black coffee.


17. You may call it an addiction...


18. But I’ll never quit!


Keep chuggin' kids!

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